Howie’s Crescent Moon

Football Fanatic (🦅). Alabama Alumni. Defense Attorney. Big Brother Enthusiast. Opinions are my own and not those of my pet fish.

[Howie’s Crescent Moon @dannyellsberg]

THEY FILMED HER CRYING IN THE DR SAYING “I know I can do this” AFTER SHE WAS ELIMINATED?????

#bb27

[Howie’s Crescent Moon @dannyellsberg]

@jiggyjayy2 $900 from Scranton to Pittsburgh

[Howie’s Crescent Moon @dannyellsberg]

@Airaxora THE SOCIETY

[Howie’s Crescent Moon @dannyellsberg]

Time to start warming up and finding all the new update pages

#bb28

[Howie’s Crescent Moon @dannyellsberg]

@AmericanAir what’s going on with AA903 PHL to SJU?

[Contributory Negligence @CntrbtryNglgnc]

One of my favorite things about being a lawyer is leaving the house at 5:30 to drive 3.5 hours for a 20 minute hearing

[Howie’s Crescent Moon @dannyellsberg]

@adamemedia1 First day carrying, huh?

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Trump says “quiet piggy” to a woman and everyone on the right laughs.

Bald Steven miller gets called ugly and it’s an outrage?

[Softboy @softboywin]

requesting PTO at work is so embarrassing. "hi boss permission to enjoy my life for 3 days?

[lyss, esq @am_yers]

It's crazies Thursday yall be careful when answering those work calls

[Howie’s Crescent Moon @dannyellsberg]

“You can’t boo me. I’m the Vice President of the United States.”

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

i am not ashamed to admit that while i am grateful for having a job, i do not enjoy working.

[Fabian Sani Esq @FabianSani8]

Being a lawyer is reading the same paragraph five times because you can't focus and you can't afford to be wrong

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

Being a lawyer is a lot like being a chef except while I’m trying to whip up a delicious meal there’s another chef in the kitchen actively trying to make it taste like shit.

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, “I’m sure glad they’re having a UFC fight on the White House lawn”

[Margaret "peggy" Jones @peggyrockbottom]

NOTHING pisses me off more than people who don't use cruise control on the highway because why have we passed each other 5 times

[Em, Esq. @emlawcatmom]

Trying to reconcile the fact that I don't want to be a lawyer anymore with the fact that I will have to be a lawyer for the rest of my life to live the lifestyle I want

[A. Mando @AMandoSch]

DO NOT GIVE YOUR CELL PHONE TO HEIRS AND BENEFICIARIES

DO NOT GIVE YOUR CELL PHONE TO HEIRS AND BENEFICIARIES

DO NOT GIVE YOUR CELL PHONE TO HEIRS AND BENEFICIARIES

[dyson daniels floater @killmesIime]

Now this is an elite complaint

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

How to become a law firm partner:

1) start your own law firm