Daniel Faltz

When in doubt hit 'em with the Texas grip

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@BrandonPerna @Tyler_Polumbus He's buying in not selling out

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@LudwigAhgren 4/5

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@HoodBitchShego @mattswider Yeah that's what happened to me too

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@FallGuysGame Slime climb is the best racing game for sure Rock n roll is the best team game and hex-a-gone is the best finals game. Surprisingly perfect match is the best memorization game

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@FallGuysOwl See-saw is still a great game tho

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@cartermac17 How much

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Honestly where else would you ever have to go for breakfast lunch or dinner if there was a McWendy's

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@yaboyneveau It pays minimum wage and frowny faces

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@yaboyneveau No that's my brother! My entire job is ruining your life

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@yaboyneveau I work for a complex. Who are YOU calling ugly

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@cartermac17 @ChipotleTweets That's fucking nasty

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@cartermac17 Bout to fuck the whole clique

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@cartermac17 Nah now yo bros know I'm dtf

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@cartermac17 You used to all the time. Remember? That's how you would wake me up when you spent the night

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@cartermac17 Damn dude you called it

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@ComedyCentral Yo Justin your mom is pretty hot! I'd bone her but I'm afraid of what abomination might come out! #Get #AfterBurn

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I want to be like cable Rob Lowe.

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@nickkroll @RonFunches should have made young Larry bird into a movie!!! That shit is my jam!!

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@cartermac17 personally I think it is way manly to get pounded in butt. Just saying

[Daniel Faltz @dannyfaltz]

My super powers include have dogs go to where I point.