Danny Hallberg

Fine ham abounds!

[Danny Hallberg @dannyh13888]

I think you are totally right. A dreamcatcher would have more luck catching a d then catching anybody's dreams... https://t.co/Rh8gIguwqn

[Danny Hallberg @dannyh13888]

@dailymattfact Very shallow of you, Mr. Matt. May your inverted brain develop a cancerous mass and rob you of your razor wit.

[Danny Hallberg @dannyh13888]

#aliens #letsfacefacts E.T. from the 80s movie was a shite alien. He got all those kids into all that trouble, offered no technological gifts or knowledge to humankind, and carried out no genetic research, WHICH IS HIS ONLY JOB BESIDES NOT BEING CAUGHT. Great friggin movie, thoh

[Danny Hallberg @dannyh13888]

Ozzy Osbourne wears SPF 666 sunscreen 🤘🤘🤘 #BlackSabbath

[Danny Hallberg @dannyh13888]

Everybody venmo me a million and one dollars @happydude in ONLY 50s and 1s and in return I will end racism #affectchange

[Danny Hallberg @dannyh13888]

Peelander-Z is my new favorite band. Hilarious all-ages Japanese punk rock beats the news right now...

[Danny Hallberg @dannyh13888]

Bruce Jenner has again changed his name, this time to Bruised Gender #scarredheroes

[Danny Hallberg @dannyh13888]

Watching a DVR'd Conan: comedic maverick, tireless entertainer, more freckle than man. #teamcoco

[Danny Hallberg @dannyh13888]

I solved the 1/22/17 Sunday New York Times Crossword in 1:22:49! 1st unassisted Sunday solve https://t.co/HdL2wgFxAq

[Danny Hallberg @dannyh13888]

My winter cap just came from Amazon. Do you think they were a bit overprotective on this one?

[Danny Hallberg @dannyh13888]

@neiltyson hahahaha. You had thst tweet planned for a while, I'd wager 😏

[Danny Hallberg @dannyh13888]

@billburr hahaha. Looks a lot like him. Let's see if Edwards blows it like Jacory did so many times

[Danny Hallberg @dannyh13888]

(Maniacal laughter) Cuuuuubbieeeeees!!!!!

[Danny Hallberg @dannyh13888]

@SalVulcano Sal, you may be tops in losses on your show, but you are tops in the gang in tweets BY A FRIG COUNTRY MILE

[Danny Hallberg @dannyh13888]

Happiness Pie just got put on the menu in Happy Valley!!! #NewNittanyLions

[Climate Reality @ClimateReality]

It’s simple: We must stop funding the companies destroying our planet. Retweet if you agree with @RobertKennedyJr #SXSWEco

[Danny Hallberg @dannyh13888]

@danieltosh Damn, broheim. Sad to know one of the funniest and most honest shows is history is poof. tanks for the mem's

[Danny Hallberg @dannyh13888]

"Thanks Mr. Poopy Butthole, I always could count on you." Best piece of writing I've heard in years. #keeprickandmortyon

[Danny Hallberg @dannyh13888]

Congratulations, Senor Ortiz on serving the sport with your utmost, and making miracles real. #SoxStrong

[Danny Hallberg @dannyh13888]

@AutumnRoweMusic @GraceVanderWaal it's everyone else that I'm afraid of

[Danny Hallberg @dannyh13888]

@AutumnRoweMusic @GraceVanderWaal Looks like a perfectly normal and friendly geist-shade to me…