Daniel Hawkey-Smith

I am a walking stereotype and I am sorry.

[Daniel Hawkey-Smith @dannyhs95]

#bamboleochallenge trending.

#bartending #cocktailbar #gypsykings #bamboleo #trending #london

[Daniel Hawkey-Smith @dannyhs95]

@LegacySiu Nedved

[Daniel Hawkey-Smith @dannyhs95]

@TifeRMFC Eto’o

[Daniel Hawkey-Smith @dannyhs95]

@AppleSupport please can someone direct me to a person to speak to regarding a refund on a AppStore purchase

[Daniel Hawkey-Smith @dannyhs95]

@DeadlineDayLive Liverpool is - 23.5%
Manchester United is - 30.9%

It’s just a number without a comparative

[Sion @Sion_Smith]

In 2016, Leicester pulled off the greatest heist in sports history.

Their "cheap" £54M squad was supposed to get crushed by £500M+ rivals.

So when they won, the world called it a "miracle."

The truth? A secret hack football's elite are STILL trying to copy:

[Epic Maps 🗺️ @theepicmap]

Have you ever wished to view the world from a completely new perspective? This thread on cool maps is here to blow your mind

1. Population Density in China

[Daniel Hawkey-Smith @dannyhs95]

They actually kicked him in the face 👍🏻

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

We have investigated this incident and established no wrong doing on anyone’s part

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Beer Vs. Vodka

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨🎙️ “Will you go to Saudi Arabia?”

Maurizio Sarri: “Can you smoke in Saudi Arabia?”

Reporter: “Yes.”

Sarri: “Ok then we’ll see.” 🚬

(Source: La Repubblica)

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

When Shakhtar turned into prime Barcelona against Barcelona. 🤯

[Daniel Hawkey-Smith @dannyhs95]

Nicholas Pepe

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Which transfer is this? 🤔

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Fee Performance

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

You're literally wearing jorts

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

"Who knows, if I hang around long enough they might give ME an 8-year contract.

But no seriously, yeah, it's an absolute mess here."

[MASTERBUCKS ⚫️⚪️ 🇦🇺 @TheMasterBucks]

Me marrying a Brazilian woman, having 9 kids and selling them all to Real Madrid

[Daniel Hawkey-Smith @dannyhs95]

@PatrickTimmons1 The Jorginho is a carbon copy of a the Arteta signing in 2011.

It's pretty smart.

[Graham Stephan @GrahamStephan]

I think that most people end up overestimating how much they need to comfortably retire!

[Daniel Hawkey-Smith @dannyhs95]

@sportbible Any club managed my Frank Lampard. 😭👶
Stoke City. 💩
Bayern Munich, (10-2) still hurts. 🩹

[Daniel Hawkey-Smith @dannyhs95]

@ESPNFC "everything"

[LADbible @ladbible]

What in earth is going on with this cloud?! 🤔

[Daniel Hawkey-Smith @dannyhs95]

He is 6ft 6!

My favourite player has now left the English shores!

[Beşiktaş JK @Besiktas]

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