greengoblin 🪴

short n stout, pickle ur trout

[greengoblin 🪴 @dannyisacunt]

@jimmieX07 Read the exact same text but was about Wirtz before, so who is it about? 😂😂😂 load of bollocks

[greengoblin 🪴 @dannyisacunt]

@NEDUszn8 Ascensio 🤷

[greengoblin 🪴 @dannyisacunt]

If you’re still sleeping on Brockhampton then you don’t deserve them

[greengoblin 🪴 @dannyisacunt]

The calorie eating - calorie burning off ratio is one of the harshest realities of adult life

[greengoblin 🪴 @dannyisacunt]

@cheechandchong @tommychong

[greengoblin 🪴 @dannyisacunt]

I wanna know what fucking cheat codes Aurelien Giraud used man because holy shit, he might be the best skater on the planet right now

[greengoblin 🪴 @dannyisacunt]

Such a good feeling when you’ve been really bad at managing money your whole life but you sort it out and watch your money grow

[greengoblin 🪴 @dannyisacunt]

You haven’t experienced heartbreak until you’ve tried to smoke a joint when it’s windy

[greengoblin 🪴 @dannyisacunt]

If you get builders in to do work and don’t pay, you’re absolute scum

[greengoblin 🪴 @dannyisacunt]

@BrunosArmy18 @passdeblunt Couldn’t agree more

[greengoblin 🪴 @dannyisacunt]

@EASPORTSFIFA

Please can you fix the Mobile app involving pack opening?!?! I opened a 100K pack and the face player was an 81 rated black card and the main player was mid icon Zola, ruined the whole experience of packing my first ever icon. Can you please fix this?

[greengoblin 🪴 @dannyisacunt]

@moreton_matt @ladbible You deffo didn’t read the article did you? She did some better detective work than most police and died a hero. Maybe you shouldn’t be so mysogynistic and comment blindly

[greengoblin 🪴 @dannyisacunt]

Some of the spelling on Facebook makes me cringe so hard, just saw someone think thought was spelt ‘folt’ 😭😭😭

[greengoblin 🪴 @dannyisacunt]

Just had someone DM me on Instagram asking if they could have my username. So, naturally, I blocked them.

[greengoblin 🪴 @dannyisacunt]

That moment of sheer panic when you pick up a boiling kettle and try and pour your water and it’s jumping out the kettle like an overexcited kid on Christmas morning

[greengoblin 🪴 @dannyisacunt]

Racism is real and still exists, it’s painful when people can’t realise it

[greengoblin 🪴 @dannyisacunt]

‘So where’s white history month then?’ White history is everywhere, and if there was a month celebrate it and we looked closely at our history we would be ashamed, that’s why there’s not a white history month

[greengoblin 🪴 @dannyisacunt]

If someone defensively says their not racist because they have a black friend, that tells you everything you need to know

[greengoblin 🪴 @dannyisacunt]

Radio stations need to stop cutting out the guitar solos in songs. What is the fucken point of playing a whole build up of a song and then cut out the solo at the end? Makes zero sense and fucks me off every time 😭😂

[caliphornia QING @caliphorniaqing]

I cannot believe he gave us ALL OF THAT while he was sick.