Dan Kaufman

Disenfranchised Meat Sack. Reads Edgar Allan Poe in the dark. Likes Tennis.

[Dan Kaufman @DannyJayRico]

@JohnBell1993 Virtue is signaling is “definitely a joke.”

[Brian Bolte @chokeonritalin]

#SanDiego tickets are now available for the @vetsfloat charity fund raiser! Featuring everyone's favorite #SoCal Comedian @MikeVinnComic! April 19th, show starts at 8:00 @ImperialHouseSD Get your tickets here: https://t.co/JgEVLcswm6 and support an amazing cause. #comedyforacause

[Brian Bolte @chokeonritalin]

@papasbasement @TravisDorward @DannyJayRico How is Tea Cups head game?

[Dan Kaufman @DannyJayRico]

This is the official launch of the Nonprofit Veteran Float Grant!

Today is the day! Please share away!

Can you donate $20 today? 😊

Please donate today and help Veterans across the nation! 🇺🇸

Instagram: @vetsfloat
https://t.co/NPIbQV5ppf
https://t.co/Srl9i1u6rB

[Brian Bolte @chokeonritalin]

Late night interview w/ @VeryFunnyJimmy discussing his upcoming #MakeAWishFoundation charitable comedy show, @DannyJayRico explaining his #Veteran Float Grant, Non-Profit organization & @bobo103nyc eating a sandwich. You know why? Cause nothing makes sense anymore. Show up soon.

[Brian Bolte @chokeonritalin]

Late night free-for-all PFpod is up. The @VeryFunnyJimmy discusses his upcoming Make A Wish Foundation Charity Show, @DannyJayRico explains the Veteran Float Grant non-profit organization, THE @bobo103nyc eats a sandwich and reps the Snoodle Gang. #PFpod https://t.co/9t8mMpBlvl https://t.co/sIDOR0zTN1

[Brian Bolte @chokeonritalin]

Can’t wait to have you Gents on. Wednesday boys! https://t.co/OONKO8Czz4

[Dan Kaufman @DannyJayRico]

theeconomist's photo https://t.co/wPDwkA2hdR JACKED @joerogan

[Brian Bolte @chokeonritalin]

The https://t.co/2oVTR0Pupk is back this Thursday @ 6:30 w/ ur host @papasbasement co-host @chokeonritalin, @TravisDorward live @summers_bar

[Dan Kaufman @DannyJayRico]

@chokeonritalin @summers_bar At 10pm?

[Brian Bolte @chokeonritalin]

Thursday @summers_bar doors open at 7:00 showcase at 8:00! Hosted by @DannyJayRico starring @notorious__bec and @Erik_Fess #standupcomedy

[Brian Bolte @chokeonritalin]

TONIGHT! @summers_bar Hosted by @DannyJayRico starring, @SamiSfeir @DevonDoesComedy! Showcase at 8:00 open mic to follow. #standupcomedy

[Brian Bolte @chokeonritalin]

TOMORROW! @summers_bar 8:00! @DannyJayRico @FakeTerranceG @WeWantMooreNow @allansidley @QuoteTheXavier #standupcomedy #DMV

[Brian Bolte @chokeonritalin]

TONIGHT! @summers_bar 8:00 starring @notorious__bec @DannyJayRico @DevonDoesComedy @WeWantMooreNow @hossmanlouder @TravisDorward @phjensen2

[Brian Bolte @chokeonritalin]

TOMORROW 8:00! Thursday Night Stand-Up @summers_bar w/ @notorious__bec @DannyJayRico @jimbsez @hossmanlouder @DevonDoesComedy @phjensen2

[Brian Bolte @chokeonritalin]

Also coming out tonight @summers_bar 8:00 @DevonDoesComedy @CLawComedy @VeryFunnyJimmy @DannyJayRico #KerbyValladares and more!

[Brian Bolte @chokeonritalin]

Wed Night Stand-Up @summers_bar in the showroom doors open @ 7:00, Showcase starts @ 8:00 open mic follows! Hosts: @DannyJayRico @SamiSfeir

[Brian Bolte @chokeonritalin]

Thurs Night Stand-Up on a Wed, yes Wednesday March 15th this week @summers_bar 8:00 hosted by @DannyJayRico and @SamiSfeir #BolteComedy

[Dan Kaufman @DannyJayRico]

There's no sound yo! @joerogan

[Dan Kaufman @DannyJayRico]

Scheduled a Doc appt for allergies.
First thing nurse asks:
"Would you like to join our weight management program?"
No lady. @tomsegura