Danny Jolles

Two Specials on Youtube! On Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Ted and soon Hacks. Touring to your city. GET TIX!

[Danny Jolles @DannyJolles]

We made the first ever interactive comedy special. NY Times, Forbes and Vulture all love it. But the views must rise. Today's the day to sit down and give it a watch. We poured our souls into this. Try it out and an RT means so much more than you'll know. https://t.co/FfrETuLm7X

[Danny Jolles @DannyJolles]

Always and forever. Go see live stand up.

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what a woke cancel culture snowflake this guy is

[Charles R Downs @TheCharlesDowns]

Al Michaels mocked President Trump and America during tonight’s NFL preseason Thursday Night Football game on Amazon, featuring the Cleveland Browns vs. the New England Patriots.

Michaels shamelessly said:

“That is Lake Erie. We think it is still called Lake Erie. We’re not quite sure at this point. But we’ll be by Lake something like Ontario or whatever it’s going to be called by the time we get to Buffalo. Anyway, you know what I’m talking about… Read the news.”

NFL fans don’t want to watch Trump-hating, America-last announcers.

Al Michaels must apologize.

[Danny Jolles @DannyJolles]

I found it folks. The worst take on a video game I’ve ever seen.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

“You can kill cops! You can sell drugs! But you can never, under no circumstances, rape!”

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Because it’s all fake?

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

This is why they hate him.
This is why we love him.

[Danny Jolles @DannyJolles]

Translation: my biggest issue with jelly roll is I used to think he agreed with everything I believe. Now that I know he doesn’t, we should cancel him. I liked him more when I thought him and I agreed on every last issue! NO MORE! THIS GUY TRAVELING AND GETTING PERSPECTIVE HAS MADE HIM NOT FUN FOR ME!! WHY ISNT HE IN THE SAME ECHO CHAMBER AS I!?!?!?

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

My bigger problem with Jelly Roll is what fame appears to have done to him.

The guy built his entire brand around being an outlaw, an outsider, somebody who survived the system and didn’t belong to it.

Now look at him.

Somewhere between the awards, corporate machine, celebrity circles and nonstop praise, the rebel started looking like part of the establishment he once represented an escape from.

Maybe he changed. Maybe the machine changed him.

Either way, I’m not buying the package anymore.

[Danny Jolles @DannyJolles]

Married life pride!! #standupcomedy

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But we all get to eat pork if we want to and Muslims just don’t partake so maybe you could do that with LGBTQ

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Isn’t it strange how forcing pork on Muslims is called disrespectful, but forcing LGBTQ ideology on Christians is called “tolerance”.

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high school is not a job you would want

[Danny Jolles @DannyJolles]

5 minutes making fun of homophobia. Should go well here.

[Danny Jolles @DannyJolles]

5 minutes making fun of homophobia. Should go well here.

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Because of course.

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we used to do it right!

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@mattvanswol Wow!!! What an amazing true story you’ve just told! Thank you for your absolutely true story! I love true stories!!

[Rick Tittle @RickTittle]

Be sure to see @DannyJolles at the @punchlinesf tonight through Saturday.

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An oldie but goodie. This might be a real product I’m not joking. Stay tuned.

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That’s my spot. Where’s your spot?

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If you’re in high school, this joke is for you.

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Wishing Teddy Bridgewater a wonderful retirement and excited for him to un-retire in 3 months to save some team as is our national pastime.

[Hollywood Improv @HollywoodImprov]

Great show Tonight at 7pm in The Main Room featuring @almadrigal @ZoltanCOMEDY Shapel Lacey, @IanEdwardsComic @DannyJolles @JMScomedy @MichaelRapaport @laurapeek_ @marx_matthew & more! Get tickets at https://t.co/2zDeuaxUJc

#hollywoodimprov #comedy

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LA and Sf this week! More dates coming!