Jessica Michelle Singleton 💖

comedian. world touring tiny funny lady. you won’t find me here. come see me live!
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[Jessica Michelle Singleton 💖 @JMScomedy]

I have a new hour special called, "Hi Y'all!" I released a little while ago on YouTube but for anyone who is too addicted to this app to go elsewhere, here it is:

[Jessica Michelle Singleton 💖 @JMScomedy]

Going through it now and WOW. Also lost a few thousand followers who I assume thought they followed by mistake based on changed username and photo and now seeing this that’s a shockingly low amount to lose.

[Jessica Michelle Singleton 💖 @JMScomedy]

My account got hacked a while ago and I thought it was weird they hadn’t done much except change the username and photo but I’m just now realizing they seem to have retweeted everything in the timeline.

[Jessica Michelle Singleton 💖 @JMScomedy]

so if you saw any RT from me any time before a few days ago, and thought they were an odd choice—it actually wasn’t me.

But if you saw something I RTed and thought “wow she’s so cool and smart” then please let me keep the credit for that even though I didn’t do it.

[Jessica Michelle Singleton 💖 @JMScomedy]

@peteec 😂😂😂

[Jessica Michelle Singleton 💖 @JMScomedy]

“Peaceful Easy Feeling” is “Cowboy Take Me Away” for straight guys.

[Jessica Michelle Singleton 💖 @JMScomedy]

@BridgetPhetasy 😂😂😂😂😂

[Jessica Michelle Singleton 💖 @JMScomedy]

Upcoming shows:

OCT 1 FAYETTEVILLE, NC
OCT 2 GREENSBORO, NC
OCT 30-31 SACRAMENTO (COSTUMES WELCOME)
NOV 12 ALBUQUERQUE
NOV 20-21 ATLANTA
NOV 22 CHARLOTTE
DEC 4 BOZEMAN, MT
DEC 5 CINCINNATI
DEC 10-12 GRAND RAPIDS, MI

[Jessica Michelle Singleton 💖 @JMScomedy]

LADIES: DM me receipts of my ex (or the drummer of any band) trying and failing to get with you and I’ll get you on the free guest list to a show near you. 😎

[Sygnia @sygnia_labs]

🚨 Shai-Hulud is back.
Attackers now publish through legitimate release pipelines. Malicious packages carry valid provenance and still pass signature checks.
400+ packages. Billions of installs.

[Tasha Reign @TashaReign]

Good morning 🌞 Rise & shine 🐶

[rachel wolfson @rachelwolfson]

you really learn who your friends aren’t when your mom dies

[Jessica Michelle Singleton 💖 @JMScomedy]

Is 38 too old to start fighting?

For reference: I’m 4’11” with a 63” reach and have no dad

[Jessica Michelle Singleton 💖 @JMScomedy]

SINCERE POST ALERT

My dad would have been 72 today. I wrote this song about our relationship after he passed away in 2020. I hope he’s somewhere doing speedballs in the sky.

[Jessica Michelle Singleton 💖 @JMScomedy]

I wanna do a season of my podcast in its old original format interview people about some aspect of their lifestyle — religion, culture, sexuality, gender, job, hobby/special interest, etc.

What’s something different from your world that you’d love to hear and learn more about?

[Jessica Michelle Singleton 💖 @JMScomedy]

I want to do a tour that’s all riffs for every show and call it, “The Untethered Hole.”

[Jessica Michelle Singleton 💖 @JMScomedy]

A Porsche 911 is the man’s Birkin.

[Jessica Michelle Singleton 💖 @JMScomedy]

See me live for more warm and fuzzy quotes!

👇Get tickets and/or request me in your city!
https://t.co/gnBmeR2sIe

[Helium Comedy IND @HeliumComedyIND]

This Week at Helium | @CrashDummiesPod, Aaron Branch, @JMScomedy, + @ZoltanCOMEDY!
Grab tickets now: https://t.co/3IvkNyJhYN

[Jessica Michelle Singleton 💖 @JMScomedy]

@LauraLoomer @NRSC If there's one thing we've learned this week, it's that being a politician on a list does absolutely nothing.

[Jessica Michelle Singleton 💖 @JMScomedy]

If you live in Minneapolis and have been thinking about coming to my show but feel weird because you'd be coming alone--GOOD NEWS! There's only one ticket left! THE UNIVERSE IS GIVING YOU A SIGN TO STOP BEING A PUSSY AND JUST COME LAUGH!

https://t.co/CY2veDbCNc

SEE YOU TONIGHT!