Jessica Michelle Singleton

comedian. world touring tiny funny lady. comedy store paid regular. see me live near you.
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[Jessica Michelle Singleton @JMScomedy]

I have a new hour special called, "Hi Y'all!" I released a little while ago on YouTube but for anyone who is too addicted to this app to go elsewhere, here it is:

[Jessica Michelle Singleton @JMScomedy]

SINCERE POST ALERT

My dad would have been 72 today. I wrote this song about our relationship after he passed away in 2020. I hope he’s somewhere doing speedballs in the sky.

[Jessica Michelle Singleton @JMScomedy]

I wanna do a season of my podcast in its old original format interview people about some aspect of their lifestyle — religion, culture, sexuality, gender, job, hobby/special interest, etc.

What’s something different from your world that you’d love to hear and learn more about?

[Jessica Michelle Singleton @JMScomedy]

I want to do a tour that’s all riffs for every show and call it, “The Untethered Hole.”

[Jessica Michelle Singleton @JMScomedy]

A Porsche 911 is the man’s Birkin.

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See me live for more warm and fuzzy quotes!

👇Get tickets and/or request me in your city!
https://t.co/gnBmeR2sIe

[Helium Comedy IND @HeliumComedyIND]

This Week at Helium | @CrashDummiesPod, Aaron Branch, @JMScomedy, + @ZoltanCOMEDY!
Grab tickets now: https://t.co/3IvkNyJhYN

[Jessica Michelle Singleton @JMScomedy]

@LauraLoomer @NRSC If there's one thing we've learned this week, it's that being a politician on a list does absolutely nothing.

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If you live in Minneapolis and have been thinking about coming to my show but feel weird because you'd be coming alone--GOOD NEWS! There's only one ticket left! THE UNIVERSE IS GIVING YOU A SIGN TO STOP BEING A PUSSY AND JUST COME LAUGH!

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SEE YOU TONIGHT!

[Jessica Michelle Singleton @JMScomedy]

@lavern_spicer looking like you groan out loud getting up from that chair talking about what olympians should and should not do is hilarious 😂💀

[Jessica Michelle Singleton @JMScomedy]

@L0V3L3ZZX I see 1982 Lionel Richie

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@RepJackKimble Replying live from the Olympics: they were booing and an Italian Nonna yelled, "Go home and fuck your couch!"

[Jessica Michelle Singleton @JMScomedy]

The failure of mainstream media to have adequately and fairly reported on the actions of ICE in the past does not negate how bad it was then nor does it change the reality of how dire the present situation is.

Citizens are being murdered for exercising their rights. The government is blatantly gaslighting Americans. The FBI Director is infringing on our second amendment rights. And the FUCKING Clintons are trying to capitalize on the situation by using it not to testify about the Epstein files, which the Justice Department has been in breach of the law for not releasing them for over a month. You actually don't have to pick a side, guys. It's okay to hate them all.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

If you only invoke the Second Amendment after children are murdered in their schools, but defend the government when it claims someone deserved to be executed for being legally armed, then you do not believe in the Second Amendment

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

THIS IS A BLATANT LIE:

They are gaslighting us again.

Under the Second Amendment and MN Stat. 624.714, permit holders may legally carry firearms in public, including during protests. The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that public carry is a constitutional right. Carrying a firearm does not legally constitute "inciting

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Greg Bovino is openly threatening free speech.

He says if you call federal agents “kidnappers” or “Gestapo,” there will be “consequences.”

That’s intimidation.

[Jessica Michelle Singleton @JMScomedy]

@scottmacs Not people who feel the same about issues, people who feel the same about how they approach a conversation. But now that you bring it up, your idea does sound much nicer. And maybe no recording at all!!!

[Jessica Michelle Singleton @JMScomedy]

I want to do a "debate me" style show but not to prove anything, just to see if I learn anything new that I haven't considered.

[Jessica Michelle Singleton @JMScomedy]

@TheMaineWonk I have critical thinking skills and I utilize them regularly.

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I'm editing old clips and one is a joke I ended up making about this so I wanted to come back and say he saw this tweet after I posted it and texted me to offer me ONE SCONCE.

[Jessica Michelle Singleton @JMScomedy]

My ex is uninstalling all the sconces and taking them when he moves out because figuratively taking the light out of my life wasn’t enough.