Danny NoHands

[Alexei @MUFC_redarmy99]

Fair play to @Carra23 for absolutely annihilating Goldbridge, crazy really that he understands real United fans more than Neville…

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

Genuinely pains me to say this but Carragher is spot on here. Blows my mind Neville is legitimising this prick.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@pauljohnsontog I didn’t mean oasis had done more than the Beatles for Liverpool I’m not fucking stupid I meant oasis had done more for Liverpool than those little gobshites giving me shit will ever do hope that clears a few things up if not fuck youse MCFC LG

[only4tendies @only4tendies]

If we get locked down again for this plague, I'm going to focus on the maximum amount of fraud possible. Idgaf at all this time around

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

All these Scousers giving me and my band shit OASIS have done more for the city of Liverpool than they will ever do OASIS put the BEATLES back on the map which they no doubt directly profit from UNGRATEFUL little SODS MCFC LG x

[Chris Maccaviti @Chris_Maccaviti]

my 6 year old when I'm yelling at his little ass that it's past his bedtime

[Danny NoHands @dannyk_16]

@paul_blah_blah @JimmyJimmyWin 🤩

[Danny NoHands @dannyk_16]

@paul_blah_blah @JimmyJimmyWin When’s your OnlyCans launching mate?

[Evan @EvanMcFarlane]

I will never understand what Oasis songs these people are listening to and concluding “Well that’s just The Beatles”

[Mick Quinn @mickquinn1089]

Morning Campers
Diesel at a record high £2 a litre
It’s £130 quid to fill my tank
So filled her up and drove off
£75 court fine
That’s a saving of £55
For more money saving tips follow me 😂

[O Maldito Marques ☭ 🇵🇸 @warderlan89]

I'm losing my mind at the little "ayo where the fuck is everyone" gesture he makes before ending multiple careers

[Charlie | 🏆 @afccharlie]

Haha Arteta out here getting passwords and giving them to Arsene

I actually wished this was true 😂😂😂😂😂

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@triffic_stuff_ Hes a HAIRY LITTLE GOBLIN SHIT CUNT

[Danny NoHands @dannyk_16]

@yunclesage Where are they?

[Horace Goodwill, tonicke purveyor 🇵🇸 @eff_hey]

somehow the joke is still on Spurs for committing to £150m on Savio and Marmoush two months before they became worth about £2.70

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

https://t.co/CepmaYV6fS

[J 🇾🇪 @UtdStruggs]

Lawyers on £400,000 a week couldn’t defend a single charge of 115 BUT fear not, mcscotty808 has “read the majority of the documents” and has found holes in the case!

A lifeline here for Manchester City!

[Brad Day @BradleyDay21]

@sistoney67 How much of that is from them sponsoring themselves though?

[Miracle @ManuelxNFT]

Typical Cole Palmer's reaction 😂😂😂😂

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@charlie_lawson1 Like your fucking acting skills