Dan Haynos

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

[Dan Haynos @DannyLanahanny]

Johnny football, meet Ryan Kerrigan.

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Ferguson, Mo., images reveal unfiltered, uneasy truths http://t.co/zQqUIVp8LF via @washingtonpost

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@CapitalOne Thanks for closing every convenient location, getting rid of coinstar machines, and having a terrible app. #worstbankever

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If you are a US senator, do me a favor and shut up about my football team. You probably aren't even from Washington anyways.

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Doesn't get much more Frederick than this. @ Mom's http://t.co/tXBXg6lxDu

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Not sure why but it caught my eye http://t.co/CBPyhZMtKp

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I appreciate the motives of environmental activists but regurgitation of some1 else's thoughts on command does not convince me to give money

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Why is @edwardjolmos getting a lifelong NBA ban??

[Flying Dog Brewery @FlyingDog]

Dead Rise OLD BAY Summer Ale rolling off of the bottling line. VIDEO: http://t.co/a2cDHHRFhB

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

[I_am_the_eggman @getthedom]

@DannyLanahanny make a fucking tweet a already!!! #Wizards #franklins

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#WizKids

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Sometimes the hardest thing to say is nothing at all. I'm thinking its better to let the world do the talking for me. #highroad #bestofluck

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Realizing that its time to grow up is about as cool as it sounds

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#11, as it should be. #holdnuts @RGIII

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Had to hunt down and slay an intruder tonight. #Fuckroaches #notinmyhouse

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My creepy new artwork for the apt. #thriftstroregold http://t.co/LsAKs9S4jq

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Dear Genitals, thanks for not bleeding every month.

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Rush radio is the best possible pandora station #slappindabass

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My #firstpost on Vine https://t.co/zdXabceffi