I_am_the_eggman

I’ll have the rooty tooty fresh-n-frooty

[Mireille Kazungu @KazunguMireille]

Look what he built in the backyard with wood

[Philosophy Of Physics @PhilosophyOfPhy]

General relativity for babies

[I_am_the_eggman @getthedom]

They should bring back movie tie-ins to fast food. I’d love a Marty Supreme Pizza from Pizza Hut that comes with a Timothy Chalamet collectible

[Growth Labs @growthhub_]

This man literally tells Neuroscience trick to stop negative thought loops.

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Did Disney lie to us?

We grew up believing the good guy always wins. Turns out… the real world doesn’t work like that.

[I_am_the_eggman @getthedom]

@edgaralandough You need time to process thoughts

[The Sigma Mindset @thesigmamindset]

This trick will change how you handle stress...

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Something every adult should learn to protect a child

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Prime quarantine feeling.

[AI Nerd @AINerdzz]

LAZY SIDE HUSTLES YOU SHOULD DO.

[I_am_the_eggman @getthedom]

@BarredinDC Glad for them, but with Hellbender gone, Ft Totten really needs a decent restaurant or brewery. Hellbender tied the community together

[Boone Cutler 🦬🇺🇸 🦅 @boonecutler]

TRUTH

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

Sometimes I feel like something glitched around 2019 and nobody talks about it.
Like the world didn’t end, it just… hardened.
Conversations feel shorter. Friendships feel thinner. Everyone is “connected” but no one is really here. We scroll through tragedies the way we used to scroll through memes. A disaster happens, we react with an emoji, and five minutes later we’re back to arguing about something irrelevant.
It’s like empathy got nerfed.
People film everything now. Fights. Accidents. Someone crying in public. The first instinct isn’t “help,” it’s “record.” We turned real life into content and content into personality.
Even time feels off. Weeks blur together. Years feel both fast and empty. You look up and it’s February again but you can’t remember living January.
And maybe I sound dramatic. Maybe this is just adulthood. But sometimes it feels like we crossed into a quieter, colder timeline and just agreed not to question it.
Like we survived something.
But we didn’t come back the same.

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Definitely trying this.

[I_am_the_eggman @getthedom]

@westcoastwinter Summer should be fun!

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

If they put you on a PIP, send this email within 24 hours:

The moment you're put on a performance improvement plan, most people panic. Try not to do that, and instead, send this email:

Subject : PIP Acknowledgment and Request for Clarification

Thank you for meeting with me today regarding the performance improvement plan. To ensure that I fully understand the expectations, I’m requesting written clarification on the following information:

1. Specific, measurable metrics for success during this period.
2. A timeline and the frequency of feedback meetings.
3. The resources or support that will be provided to help me succeed.
4. Confirmation that these expectations align with my official job description, dated (insert date).

I’m committed to meeting these goals, and I want to ensure we have a clear, documented understanding.

Please provide this information in writing within 48 hours so I can begin immediately.

Thank you.

This does three very powerful things:
1. It shows that you're cooperating.
2. It forces them to define vague expectations in writing.
3. It creates a paper trail that protects you.

[Kat Kanada 🏴 @KatKanada_TM]

I have come across such a person.

Can confirm.

[𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐆𖤐🎆 @BiigBvngz]

How your dad looks at you when you tell him you don't know his Gmail password

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

The truth about addiction.

Listen closely.

[I_am_the_eggman @getthedom]

@REFLOG18 This looks like a mixtape I would have made. Especially with Weird Al on it