Let’s say you got 100 average men. No weapons. No training. Just fear in their eyes and dad bods in their way.
Then you got ONE full-grown silverback gorilla—600 pounds of pure rage, muscle, and tree-rippin’ power.
Now here comes the math…
Outta those 100 men, maybe 25% don’t even show up once they see the gorilla. That’s 25 cowards eliminated immediately.
Then you got 33 1/3% of ‘em tryin’ to talk it out—they’re done.
Another 20% just stand there frozen, pissing their pants.
Now you're left with about 21 guys, panicked, half-committed, and getting LAUNCHED like lawn darts.
But what if Big Poppa Pump’s in the mix? You just tipped the freakin’ scale.
Now it's not 100 men vs 1 gorilla… it’s 1 gorilla vs the Genetic Freak. And that spells disaster for that Gorilla.
This was one of the coldest responses in UFC Press Conference history..
And 50 year old soft ass crybabies are complaining about it on my TL
If you really felt the need to bitch about this I think it’s time you cover WNBA or Golf or something more your speed @JedKMeshew#UFC314
Congratulations to Team Canada our brothers and sisters to the North on the big win. Team USA played hard but it wasn’t our night. What I love is the amount of people that got to experience the incredible sport of hockey for the first time because of this game and are now fans.
The Finance Minister refuses to say how much the government collects in carbon taxes.
Why?
Because the government takes in more than they pay out.
The carbon tax scam costs Canadians more than they get back in rebates.
Trudeau’s is hiking the tax 23% on April 1.
@GhostoftheES@CTVNews But really, who didn't see this coming? The coalition would have had to dissolve, and that ain't happening. It was a good political move by the PC. Now when the actual election happens, the PC can say the red guys fucked it up and the orange guys protected them.