No, I’m Dirty Dan

no weapon formed against me shall prosper. not even you, grandma.

[No, I’m Dirty Dan @dannypantone]

doing dms nobody distract me

[No, I’m Dirty Dan @dannypantone]

@noriboxd will these be revealed

[ᴘᴏʟʏᴊᴀᴍᴍᴇʀᴏᴜs @noriboxd]

lms? i’m dropping numbers at random and im using this to start dms #ORDINARYINTRO

[No, I’m Dirty Dan @dannypantone]

@N0tDirtyDi why? i thought you were coming

[No, I’m Dirty Dan @dannypantone]

would anybody like to accompany me at the bar tonight

[No, I’m Dirty Dan @dannypantone]

@JIMMY180069 i’m sorry you might be a better alcoholic than me

[No, I’m Dirty Dan @dannypantone]

@MonAmiEmi did you get the voodoo fries at least? WELL DONE IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO

[No, I’m Dirty Dan @dannypantone]

@No1PickleLuvr @LucaFromChase holy fuck my life just changed for the better it’s nice to meet you luca

[No, I’m Dirty Dan @dannypantone]

@No1PickleLuvr can you tag them

[No, I’m Dirty Dan @dannypantone]

@JIMMY180069 WHAT ARE YOU HAVING

[No, I’m Dirty Dan @dannypantone]

@MyBdayDec21 who told you that? i think they started catching feelings

[No, I’m Dirty Dan @dannypantone]

@N0tDirtyDi bring me there bring me there bring me there

[No, I’m Dirty Dan @dannypantone]

@MyBdayDec21 why did you do this? BE CONFIDENT ABOUT ME

[No, I’m Dirty Dan @dannypantone]

@N0tDirtyDi dirty

[No, I’m Dirty Dan @dannypantone]

@fendiecore why can’t you?

[No, I’m Dirty Dan @dannypantone]

@mrsCullen4evr Magic hour

[No, I’m Dirty Dan @dannypantone]

@LucaFromChase what do you have to drink for?

[No, I’m Dirty Dan @dannypantone]

@No1PickleLuvr i have no money i hope we can compromise on this

[No, I’m Dirty Dan @dannypantone]

@SiennaBananna WE’RE TAKING PUBLIC TRANSIT

[No, I’m Dirty Dan @dannypantone]

@JIMMY180069 so you’re free to join?