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[danica @dannypics06]

My professor asked the class what the defining moment of the early 2000s was and I was prepared to say Britney Spears and I had to thank God I didn't raise my hand because the answer was 9/11

[Robert A. Heimberg @heimberg_a]

SUFFER AS GENTLY AS POSSIBLE WHEN SUFFERING COMES TO YOU.

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

is this a safe space to say that I don’t know what this line means

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

me in the mirror after half a gin & tonic

[charlie @chunkbardey]

4 times 3 being 12. that is a classic

[danica @dannypics06]

my fav part about having older parents is every time i tell my mom about an older man i am in love with she says “he could be your father” and i say “still young enough to be your son” and we sit quietly and contemplate our lives 😌😌😌

[danica @dannypics06]

💌💟#NewProfilePic

[danica @dannypics06]

the problem with this family at this point is they are going to show how evil this man is and trash him themselves in tv, and then call us sick for asking why tf she a dummy

[L @helllolucy]

I’ve never known of anybody with less shame than miss Khloe Kardashian. Imagine writing a big post for your baby daddy’s birthday after he embarrassed you in front of the whole world multiple times 😭😭😭😭

[nascar twink @nascar_twink]

i shoulda never smoked that shit, now im at kim kardashians back yard play town......

[danica @dannypics06]

@liq223 you dont smoke tho

[danica @dannypics06]

This is the only thing that matters to me. thank you for bringing CULTURE to your class🫶🏻😤

[trash jones @jzux]

babe you’re looking a little dehydrated. have you had enough diet coke today?

[whatthefelk @whattheFELK]

I don’t want kids but I’d love an epidural

[danica @dannypics06]

*me being a supervisor in social work job
“nobody fucking talk to me the wifi isn’t working and i cant find my skims shopping cart”

[danica @dannypics06]

@elizabethjjjjjj @Spout_Podcast @taylorswift13 @TSwiftLA @theTaylorSwiftP @tayswiftdotcom @SpotifySwiftie PLEASE give her the GOD DAMN tickets !

[danica @dannypics06]

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[danica @dannypics06]

@wolktress u + toilets mama