Danny Rendo (Pair-O-Dee)

Frontman for Deconbrio, among other things. Staying uncool, but saving $8/mo

[Danny Rendo (Pair-O-Dee) @dannyrendo]

While watching the @titus special “Zero Side Effects”, in the middle of his bit about going to the dentist, YouTube threw an ad for Aspen Dental at me and I can’t breathe from laughing so hard 🤣 @YouTube over here giving ALL the fucks!

[Deconbrio @Deconbrio]

//Now I’ve got demands
//And I won’t stop
//Until I hear
//Organic voices
//Scream my name

https://t.co/Ptd5KE5HKe

[Danny Rendo (Pair-O-Dee) @dannyrendo]

“I hate the world today” — @MeredithBrooks

Well, *I* hate to be the bearer of bad news…

[Deconbrio @Deconbrio]

Our brand new single “iROTICA” is available now on Bandcamp and all streaming platforms!
https://t.co/cwDxoutztO

[Deconbrio @Deconbrio]

Have you checked out our latest single? If not, you should fix that. iROTICA is now streaming everywhere!

[Danny Rendo (Pair-O-Dee) @dannyrendo]

@tumblr Hi!

[Danny Rendo (Pair-O-Dee) @dannyrendo]

@themeatly Money. We’re down a major household income, so a lot of my goals are on hold until we’re financially stable again.

[Danny Rendo (Pair-O-Dee) @dannyrendo]

@Giancarlo_Volpe Meanwhile, I still can’t find a single person who enjoyed Avatar… yet everyone I know absolutely LOVES Avatar The Last Airbender. 🤷🏻 funny how that works

[Danny Rendo (Pair-O-Dee) @dannyrendo]

So, basically… Ron DeathSentence actually said “Florida is where ‘the belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them’ goes to die.”

🤔

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

🚨NEW: Governor Ron DeSantis’ lawyers were forced by the court to define “woke.” The lead lawyer described it as “The belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them.”

https://t.co/5ms55kprf4

[Danny Rendo (Pair-O-Dee) @dannyrendo]

@rob_sheridan relevant to your interests.

[Deconbrio @Deconbrio]

Come get hot at the Body Shop! Our cover of “Unholy” is available now.

https://t.co/KKQXeUqLPU

[Danny Rendo (Pair-O-Dee) @dannyrendo]

Just in case

[Danny Rendo (Pair-O-Dee) @dannyrendo]

@Out_of_boundz @TheOnion So this is how you plan of fixing the problem? By … *checks notes* … Google searching statistics to prove a satire site wrong. Glad to see you’re on top of things, chief.

[Danny Rendo (Pair-O-Dee) @dannyrendo]

This is what we in the entertainment biz call a “shameless plug”.

[Danny Rendo (Pair-O-Dee) @dannyrendo]

@curtiswalker Is this was the guy says in the intro to “Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)”?

[Danny Rendo (Pair-O-Dee) @dannyrendo]

@elonmusk @catturd2 What Trent has that Elon wishes he had: a thriving career in a business he started, still being happily married to his first wife, kids that love him, all of his natural hair, money he earned himself, and is in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

[Danny Rendo (Pair-O-Dee) @dannyrendo]

@hansungkee1 @Bendy @themeatly Yes, my cat.

[Danny Rendo (Pair-O-Dee) @dannyrendo]

Ponyo has decided that Audrey is her pillow now. #BATDR #BENDY #CatsOfTwitter @Bendy

[Danny Rendo (Pair-O-Dee) @dannyrendo]

😱😱😱

[Danny Rendo (Pair-O-Dee) @dannyrendo]

@AMAs @ABCNetwork @WayneBrady Everything including insult and cuss at my wife in response to a comment she made COMPLIMENTING him on his family dynamic. He can go fuck himself