Danielle Hartzell

Native Ohioan. Book nerd. Lover of dogs and tennis. Professional Aunt. Now @parsecteam. Formerly @EvercastUS & @pixsystem. Proud former member of Local 871.

[Danielle Hartzell @dannysanta]

@tressiemcphd I had a Spanish Professor in college who had to cancel class one week to meet a repairman at home. I know she had a husband at the time. She kinda shrugged saying "yo necesito una esposa" (I need a wife). Always stayed with me.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

I heard @realDonaldTrump hates this image. Please don't use it to tag him, his staffers, or his media allies.

That would be wrong.

[Danielle Hartzell @dannysanta]

@kcarroll9 Oh Katie, I’m so sorry. ❤️❤️

[Morgan ❤️💜💛🐝 @kilday_morgan]

"That's exactly why you walk her to her car"

[Leonarda Jonie @Leonardaisfunny]

So Marisa Tomei looks hot at 60 and this is cringe because a woman shouldn’t be trying to look sexually appealing at this age yet Pamela Anderson is also embarrassing because she’s 60 and isn’t trying to keep up her sexual appeal. You guys get why women are tired of your shit?

[Danielle Hartzell @dannysanta]

@CorySechrest @SarahSpain LOVE this film

[Danielle Hartzell @dannysanta]

@corporatecake @clhubes @jfbeacom Same! I’m Gen X and occasionally pet sit and I constantly hear how hard it is to find someone good. Would never leave someone in the lurch - can’t imagine.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Remember, the Germans needed to see Berlin turned to rubble

before they realized they'd been suckered by an authoritarian nationalist con man.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

The richest neighborhood in Wilmington, a community called Landfall, passed a HOA policy a few years ago to require contractors provide proof of citizenship for every worker and my buddy Cole who does countertops said every job site stopped for 3 months so they had to reverse it

[Danielle Hartzell @dannysanta]

@svershbow Assuming the winner has to accept the honor & accompanying interview. Guessing Gosling simply wasn't interested...which makes me love him more

[The New Republic @newrepublic]

Are We Just Ignoring How Russia Openly Helped Trump on Election Night? https://t.co/QOsQZPykhb

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

🚨NEW: Senator Elizabeth Warren has called on Senate Democrats to confirm a flurry of federal judges and regulators prior to Republicans retaking the majority.

RETWEET if you agree with @SenWarren!

[Danielle Hartzell @dannysanta]

@JillEHughes Honestly can’t believe what’s happening tonight

[Danielle Hartzell @dannysanta]

@JillEHughes And they grew up doing active shooter drills. I think these youngins are fed up. LFG!

[Danielle Hartzell @dannysanta]

@JillEHughes Sure hope you're right. I think turnout's gonna be higher than anyone's expecting - especially with Gen Z.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Finally saw The Fall Guy. Cannot overstate how much I loved it. It hums with joy & is EXTREMELY funny, like funnier than most comedies. Effervescent labor of love from David Leitch who went from stunt man to stunt coordinator to director & thus knows his shit. SEE IT.

[Danielle Hartzell @dannysanta]

@likaluca Loved it ❤️

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Profoundly jealous of this observation.

[Greg Barradale @GregBarradale]

"Netflix have made a huge business out of stuff you don't really have to pay attention to...we want to make more than Valium for your brain while you cook dinner"

As Industry returns, I interviewed its creators and tried to get to the bottom of the show's jargon

#IndustryHBO