𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭

London based comic but Kent grown. I am about 87% caffeine. also available for kids parties.

[The Comedy Arcade 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @comedy_arcade]

🚨ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 22nd November. 7pm. Arcade live. We promised you a streamed show & this is an all star line up. Hodgkiss! Wrightson! Scott! Duggan! Ewing f*cking Burgesse! Tickets on sale soon. Live on Nextup & at Museum of Comedy! Save the date!

[𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 @DannyScott1996]

@comedy_arcade @nextupcomedy @leslie_eb @VixLeyton @sallyhodgkiss @museumofcomedy Buzzing!

[𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 @DannyScott1996]

@thatvittorio Will make sure to be there bro!

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

We'll miss you Spurs fans. Flights to Europe available.

[𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 @DannyScott1996]

First @Arsenal game and it was a bloody goodun.. #ArsenalvsLeeds

[𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 @DannyScott1996]

MCing this gig was the absolute highlight of my 2022 🤘🏼

[Comedy Tapas @thecomedytapas]

Stepping into bookings for our 2023 shows like…

#jamesacaster #standupcomedy #londoncomedy

[Matt @Mattcj__]

Updated 22/23 Arsenal chants.

There’s so many that thought I’d make a thread - will only really use ones I’ve heard at the ground/ on away days as supposed to ideas as there’s too many. 🔴 #AFC

[𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 @DannyScott1996]

@VixLeyton This is when I feel the most sexy…

[𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 @DannyScott1996]

This line up brilliant and I’m very excited to be a part of it! 😍🔥

[ksi @KSI]

This might help someone…

You are in control of your mind, not the other way around.

[𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 @DannyScott1996]

I manifested this in 2019… @LewisCapaldi @netflix

[𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 @DannyScott1996]

What I'd give to see a full length @LewisCapaldi Documentary! Reminds me of David Brent: Life on the road! 😂👏🏼 @rickygervais
https://t.co/eDX69tNGcn

[𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 @DannyScott1996]

Listen.. I know it’s a stretch, I’ve seen some great hearts on Twitter, but I could really do with 100k… so squint your eyes… this is a perfect heart. 🤍@walkers_crisps #lovefromwalkers

[Vix Leyton 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @VixLeyton]

Me on insta versus me in ‘tagged posts’ keeping it real. Thanks @DannyScott1996 - backstage at @OTBcomedy

[𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 @DannyScott1996]

Very excited for this one! 🕺🏻🔥

[Captain Breadbeard @captbreadbeard]

Super excited about our March line-up! You should be too!! Crumb on down for a buntastic night of comedy ;)

https://t.co/5Hu7p2MjRF

@DannyScott1996 @IAmAbbieMurphy @Mooseface42 #canterbury #comedy #alternativecomedy #standup #standupcomedy #livecomedy #whatsoncanterbury

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

rt if you love boobs but not in a misogynistic way

[𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 @DannyScott1996]

What’s the matter babe?
You haven’t touched your ‘Come on England’ Krispy Kreme Doughnuts…
@krispykremeUK #WorldCup2022 #EnglandFrance

[𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 @DannyScott1996]

The boy… @BukayoSaka87

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Protect Bukayo Saka at ALL costs. ❤️

[Theatre Fan @ShaunTossell]

⭐ STAGEY SMILE OF THE DAY ⭐

Here's the moment the super talented Matilda star Alisha Weir found out she had got the part of Matilda ✨

I may have shed a lil tear or two watching this 🥹 lol

Can't wait to see what she does next 🌟 X x x

[𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 @DannyScott1996]

MCing this absolute beauty of a line up next month 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Picturehouse Central @CentralPictureH]

The moment has finally arrived where we can share with you our INSANE lineup for our special #comedynight in aid of @RefugeCharity 💗
Comedy Tapas X Picturehouse Central brings to you…

BOOK NOW!
📆- 9 Dec 22
⏰- 7:30pm
💰- £8!!!!
https://t.co/c4fnZquocn

[Dan Nightingale @DanHasAPodcast]

My 2023 Stand-Up Tour 'Dan Nightingale's Special' is ON SALE NOW! 🥳🥳🥳