Danny Vermont

Lovable Weirdo

[Danny Vermont @dannyvermont]

@mattknudsen Thx!

[Danny Vermont @dannyvermont]

Can everybody stop saying they’re “killing it”? If you want to kill something, start with that expression.

[Danny Vermont @dannyvermont]

Can everybody stop saying they’re “killing it”? The only thing you’re killing is my desire to hang out with you.

[Danny Vermont @dannyvermont]

#GeorgeHarrison & #vinylrecords rule!

[Danny Vermont @dannyvermont]

Pat Robertson says gays will make Christians like anal sex. Yeah, if they're doing it right. #SCOTUS

[Danny Vermont @dannyvermont]

Pat Robertson says gays will make Christians like anal sex. He's a day late and a dildo short. #SCOTUS

[Danny Vermont @dannyvermont]

Read the #SCOTUS gay marriage decision. They failed to mention if it's now ok to eat Chick-fil-A.

[Danny Vermont @dannyvermont]

Lo, there was but enough weed to last one night. Yet somehow one hit got us high for eight straight nights. Thus, the miracle of #Chronicah.

[Danny Vermont @dannyvermont]

Christmas in Silverlake...
Sipping on cage free egg white only nog.

[Danny Vermont @dannyvermont]

Although it's been said many times, many ways... this Christmas party sucks.

[Danny Vermont @dannyvermont]

The revolution will not be televised. It will be on Netflix.

[Danny Vermont @dannyvermont]

Best part of taking out the winter coat -- free Chapstick.

[Danny Vermont @dannyvermont]

#larain

[Danny Vermont @dannyvermont]

Danny Vermont and Aparna Nancherla at Real Time With Bill Maher.

[Danny Vermont @dannyvermont]

Drinking coffee doesn't make me anxious. Waiting for the baristas to stop talking to each other and take my order makes me anxious.

[Danny Vermont @dannyvermont]

I think this new Mediterranean diet is backfiring. I'm getting fatter AND hairier.

[Danny Vermont @dannyvermont]

Sinatra's favorite cheese? Monterey, Jack!

[Danny Vermont @dannyvermont]

I'm seeing a new woman. We're "friends with benefits." We have sex, but there's a $50 co-pay and a $200 deductible.

[Danny Vermont @dannyvermont]

At the Ice House in Pasadena tonight 8pm show... https://t.co/kPmJgDaSrR