Danny Walker

Nobody ruins our vibe

[Danny Walker @dannywalker100]

Weird flex when rappers say they taught girls how to twerk n dance on poles

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Greatest hate watch week of all time. This is what football is all about 😭😭

[Danny Walker @dannywalker100]

@OfficialFPL How dare you, you have stolen my dreams with your empty words. Justice for March

[Danny Walker @dannywalker100]

This is Ronaldo’s World Cup final

[Danny Walker @dannywalker100]

An older woman in a pub for the last 20 years telling everyone how she took Prince Harry’s virginity in a field, no one believing her, bet she’s sitting back smug now

[Danny Walker @dannywalker100]

@FabrizioRomano It was all part of the messi to PSG deal

[Danny Walker @dannywalker100]

United building 2016 hala madrid

[Danny Walker @dannywalker100]

@BBCBreaking Smoked like a chimney but my god she was the absolute back of bone of this show, along with Peggy, Phil, Kat and Alfie

[Danny Walker @dannywalker100]

Mad that we have the best team that’s ever been assembled, like the fuckin avengers, gunna be decent when we wallop teams on the way to the europa league final to lose to Villarreal

[Danny Walker @dannywalker100]

Bed by 10.30 and I’m laying all my clothes out ready for the morning

[Danny Walker @dannywalker100]

How do you recover from singing Whitney Houston - I wanna dance with somebody, around the house and then the takeaway man knocks at the door. We were both just like

[Danny Walker @dannywalker100]

@Sam_Scott2195 @BBCNews Nightmare on Cannon Street

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@BlakeStevenW @SkySportsPL Makes me feel like one of ems died, when we win the league on 74 points

[Danny Walker @dannywalker100]

Chocolate fingers are undefeated in the streets and the sheets

[Danny Walker @dannywalker100]

@Sam_Scott2195 Kamil moan? I think you’ve got the wrong person, he wanted you to clap behind him and scare the living daylights out of him