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Intimacy Coordinator at the Weinstein Company

Pronouns: he/him/his

With gratitude and respect, I'm a trespassing settler occupying stolen land

[☻️ @DannyWalto]

Uh oh - looks your neglected kids are going to bed hungry every night this week because @SUBWAY cookies are almost as gross as their shitty samwches

[☻️ @DannyWalto]

Considering how often you hall monitors accidentally run over pedestrians, crash into libraries, cause pileups on the highway ...

It's ironic that shit-ass drivers like myself – who have absolutely no respect for the rules of the road – end up paying for your claims

[☻️ @DannyWalto]

Weird!
I wonder why the
@nationalpost

removed the article about
@CanadianForces

soldiers getting a bargain on a whore
Weird!

[☻️ @DannyWalto]

https://t.co/K0UxjUJov7

[☻️ @DannyWalto]

Another slow poke in the fast lane flipped me off for driving like a man

[☻️ @DannyWalto]

Gas station samwches exist because enough of you dirtbags actually buy them

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[☻️ @DannyWalto]

Was the TFW program becoming a problem or something?

[Tim Hortons @TimHortons]

Hi Scott, we think one of the biggest misperceptions about Tim Hortons is how the TFW program has been used. About 3.6% of team members were hired through the TFW program. These are positions in communities where restaurant owners faced documented labour shortages and went through the full government approval process before hiring. This new campaign will help Canadian restaurant owners hire 10,000 new local team members, supporting natural turnover and growth of Tim Hortons restaurants – including 80 new restaurants opening this year across Canada.

[☻️ @DannyWalto]

Not sure how this isn't common sense, but take the chalaza out of your eggs

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Study: Nobody Thinks They’re Stupid, But Many Are https://t.co/qEAk3UHzJA

[☻️ @DannyWalto]

"There simply is no truth to the allegations in the complaint that was filed in California. Subway delivers 100% cooked tuna to its restaurants, which is mixed with mayonnaise and used in freshly made sandwiches, wraps and salads that are served to and enjoyed by our guests."

[☻️ @DannyWalto]

A terrorism problem in England?

#InclusivityWin

[☻️ @DannyWalto]

Yay Tim Hortons Smile Cookies are back!

100% of proceeds from a week of selling girl guide cookies is rounding error for @RestaurantBran1

And then your local pound gets AI to write a few paragraphs to express how grateful it is for $650

[☻️ @DannyWalto]

STOP USING THE SELF CHECK OUT!!!!

When you scan your own items, you're taking jobs away from foreign workers who get paid the least amount legally possible. Shame on you.

[Tom Cotton @SenTomCotton]

Marijuana today is much more potent than just ten or twenty years ago, leading to increased psychosis, anti-social behavior, and fatal car crashes. Arkansans don’t want more dangerous drugs obtained more easily. A change to marijuana’s drug classification is a step in the wrong direction.

[☻️ @DannyWalto]

I'd rather eat the shattered glass at @SUBWAY than any of their samwches

[☻️ @DannyWalto]

Smoking cigarettes makes you smell like poverty and crime

[☻️ @DannyWalto]

Attn: @SUBWAY

4 hours have passed and your TFWs still haven't cleaned up after the customer they pissed off

[☻️ @DannyWalto]

We've all regretted buying shit ass @SUBWAY before, but that doesn't make it OK to litter

[☻️ @DannyWalto]

Whatever happened to @SUBWAY spokesman Jared Fogle?