Dan Osto

NHV CT. English Teacher.

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@DFANewHaven Meriden is an underrated town that imo flies under the radar I feel like… glad to see it getting some novel business

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@DFANewHaven New London out here having the coolest New England downtown aesthetic in CT super underrated

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@notinwordlist EXIGENCE come on bruh

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pollen is canceled

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everything should be measured in loafs

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Plato’s Allegory of Jenga Schrodinger’s Yahtzee Occam’s Mr. Bucket

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that boat really gonna sail away just like that

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me: actually getting covid vaccine
nurse: you look like you like Radiohead

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I just want to feed my plastic plants with a spoon is that too much to ask for

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deciding if setting my alarm at 7:00 or 7:01 will dramatically affect my day

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can the news media please come up with at least one other figure of speech other than “into people’s arms” as a measurement of vaccination