Dan O'Connell

That's a five pound bass

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Simba-ing your passed out friend. #TFM https://t.co/XVrWkzbLtt

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Accurate.

[Rex Hudler Quotes @HudlerQuote]

"He hit a weeks worth of the Goldberg's family's laundry on that one."

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

Folks, calm down. This is a very natural & common basketball move.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

"Steven Adams has 3 fractured vertebrae, a broken finger and two ruptured testicles - he's probable to return. Back to you Marv."

[Rex Hudler Quotes @HudlerQuote]

"Pitchers used to love seeing me in the lineup."

[Seinfeld Quotes @seinlanguage]

George: “I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum.”

[Dan O'Connell @danoco21]

@The_Gooooooose take you off the dribble https://t.co/4CUZN1MJDQ

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The Heat mascot goes for a flip and...

Oh no. (via @ESPNNBA) #SCNotTop10 https://t.co/9JKJSDp88O

[Dan O'Connell @danoco21]

Everyone needs to go watch @claymendous snap story #gold

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

I really wish people wouldn't clap when a plane lands. #thatswhattheyresupposedtofuckingdo.

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

Getting loose. #RoyalsST

[Dan O'Connell @danoco21]

@FranksTrainer nickelback