Jezzmund

White Sox, Phish, Trojans, Dead, Bears, Billy

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@ajstepina8 @Ihartitz Makai Lemon played 33 games in college and only injury was a concussion btw

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@Thats_BB_Suzyn Why would you ever keep score for just part of a game

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@JohnFortnite124 @JustinMLB Looks like they just wanted to put a current player on each team, also why Crochet over Sale and Schilling

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@things_sox Those people either do not exist or can’t read. The advanced stats do like them because they are good baseball players and advanced stats reward good baseball players

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@SadeekCreates In 2017, the Celtics were the number 1 seed in the east and made the ECF, while owning the 1st overall pick from the Nets. They then traded with the Sixers to move from 1 to 3 and got an additional first which they used on Romeo Langford, who was later flipped for Derrick White

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@GoldeNDomerzz @CollegeFBonX What about winning a Heisman or Natty in the last 37 years (combined 6-0) or when the school let women in (when we were founded vs 1972)

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@Marques_J_Smith @YallLuvCris I have never once seen someone refer to Kareem as KAJ. It’s even an additional syllable compared to Kareem

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@DWade117 @DougAMacgregor Anyone who’s trying to hijack a plane has already accepted death regardless

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Phish
Billy mf Strings
Wilco
Sir Paul
Pearl Jam
Styx
Oasis
21 Savage
Idles
Kenny Beats

[Mike Honcho @GingerTimothy]

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live.

Van Halen
Tedeschi Trucks Band
Sturgill Simpson
Billy Joel
The Dip
Marcus King
Billy Strings
Turnpike Troubadours
Vincent Neil Emerson
John Mayer

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@Hecdawg55 @TheTrojanBlade @tony4sanchez How are we making a bowl game with 4 wins

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@cannab1senjoyer @LinkofSunshine In the last 10 years, Judge has no seasons with a wRC+ below 140 and 3 seasons above 200. In Jeter’s 20 year career, he had one season of wRC+ above 140 with 156 in 99. Their peaks aren’t even in the same stratosphere

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@TooFast06 @jakelenertz_ Soriano tho

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@notgaetti “A grand slam has the same impact as 4 solo shots” immediately followed by “one is way more impactful”

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@JoshPateCFB USC loses the White Out game but goes 11-1 with wins over Oregon and Ohio State at home and Indiana on the road and wins the Big Ten

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@bagbourjacket Version w Sierra Ferrell is top notch

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@TiredActor ⬤

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@Ihartitz This is a Makai Lemon tweet

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[Jezzmund @danofsteal]

Things that make me say hell yeah:

Sunlight
Billy Strings covering Bob Dylan
Cava
Indoor plumbing
wRC+ of 170 or above
Cameron Winter and Olivia Rodrigo
16 beers on tap
The Monty Hall problem
Unlimited data
My manager telling me I did a good job
Camden Yards
Anthony Edwards

[chief quiche @internet_james_]

If there’s a class action over this, I’m probably going to be able to retire