Dan Ofstehage

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#MniWiconi
#BlackLivesMatter
#GetYourVaccine

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The temperature went from 90 to 55 like it saw a state trooper

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I wonder how many people I know actually think the world is flat.

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@Abigail_Taylor Facts are compassionate

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@Abigail_Taylor

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@UntenableWhale And I think that players from that era should get a pass. You don't know who was and who wasn't using PEDs. Baseball didn't care. The HOF shouldn't care.

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@UntenableWhale The Hall of Really Good will get some new members, but Ortiz is the only one to get in until PED folks start getting a pass.

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@UntenableWhale Looking forward to this hitting my mailbox!

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So, football is still a thing, huh?

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@courtneyellis I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

William Carlos Williams

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I'm Take-Two-Ibuprofens-First-Thing-In-The-Morning-Because-Everything-Hurts years old

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These spoiled kids with their free corn dog and half an apple.

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@becca_1202

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@SenJohnThune @LittleLeague South Dakota: Where Public Officials Encourage Distracted Driving.

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@Abigail_Taylor That's why I quit most things.

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@delia_cai ALWAYS

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@m1nd1 Elephant -- Jason Isbell

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It's me. I did that.

[Emote! at the Location @emotionlocation]

cry! at the seminary

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@spillygoat19 I want to be that kid. He's so cool!

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@Abigail_Taylor It's always true