Dan Ogden

Business Insurance Broker • Co-owner of @BluestoneIns

[Dan Ogden @danogden]

@RonJichardson “Are you mental?!”

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@RonJichardson My six year old daughter regularly asks me to play the “tiger who came for a pint” instead of a traditional bedtime story. She laughs way too much for a child when Sean references the tiger doing toilet on the bar and pavel from street cars taxis.
Sean was a Bona fide Genius

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@AMAZlNGNATURE @Markelcabron

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@oasis @TicketmasterUK @Twickets Face value being whatever Ticketmaster decide it is

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@GuillemBalague @Markelcabron your next mission!

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@luisagottardo1 @rachelparris

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@MoTheComedian Ain’t that the truth. Hey Siri show me the worst people on earth.

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@andygoldstein05 Better than #autobiographywars

[Brandi Chastain @brandichastain]

I see you @Chloe_Kelly98 well done. Enjoy the free rounds of pints and dinners for the rest of your life from all of England. Cheers!

[The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars]

At the NRA Convention someone told us that hammers are used to kill more people than guns. So we looked up the stats in front of them.

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@chidondollars @paddypower Stopping Liverpool treble, or worse

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@divvyberry

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@TheAthletic The Saturday morning, football equivalent of cult juggernaut “the word” or TFI Friday and SMTV. Classic telly

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@JNRadio254 The fact Costa didn’t ever get a red in the league when at Chelsea is both surprising and also worthy of a shithousery trophy. Hate him but,…

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@Jesss_Chels That’s effectively the same as a half and half scarf 😂

[Dan Richardson @danrichardson]

@GabbyLogan with unimaginable power #SixNations

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@IsabelVMillar My dad got married at that church. I bet you’re glad I mentioned that 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

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Mystic Meggie 🔮

[Meggie Foster @meggiefoster]

Priti Party

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@cbrookmyre #steampunkc3po

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

Downing Street officials offered to waive restrictions on mourners for Prince Philip’s funeral. The Queen refused, on the grounds she wanted to set an example rather than be an exception to the rules. So they threw two parties instead. Full story in the brand new Private Eye.