Dan Olson

Idk sometimes I try to say funny things ✌️

[Dan Olson @danolsonnn]

My life dream is that one day men's slim 28x36 jeans will be regularly sold in stores. #TallPeopleProblems #WhereDoYouBuyYourPants

[Dan Olson @danolsonnn]

The #HarryPotter characters really be out there against literal demons just yelling “stupify!” & we adult millennials eat that shit up.

[Robert P. @PeoplesCourt79]

Half of you questioning Simone Biles’ “toughness” can’t even wear a mask for five minutes in Starbucks. Have a seat.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

parents: make sure your children aren't intolerant pieces of shit, so they don't grow up to be Marjorie Taylor Greene

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

can we please just have some health care

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

That sucks. Oh well.

[David Graham-Caso @dgrahamcaso]

A message to Scott Rudin.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

It’s hard to believe Republicans don’t think guns are a problem when one mass shooting is getting press before we’re done discussing the last mass shooting and in the middle of all that another mass shooting happens.

[Dan Olson @danolsonnn]

“There is no evidence that Mr. Floyd’s airway was restricted.”
HIS LAST FUCKING WORDS WERE LITERALLY I CANT BREATHE. #DerekChauvinTrial #GeorgeFloyd

[Dan Olson @danolsonnn]

@CJ69429171 @LeslieMac It’s not a blessing. She isn’t lucky. The virus could still become dramatically worse very rapidly or she could be left with long lasting and devastating effects afterwards. Lucky she has covid; Go get educated.

[Dan Olson @danolsonnn]

The absolute scum of the earth 🖕🏻

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Our neighbor, @RepMarieNewman, wants to pass the so-called "Equality" Act to destroy women’s rights and religious freedoms.

Thought we’d put up ours so she can look at it every time she opens her door 😉🇺🇸

[Dan Olson @danolsonnn]

All these millennial social media influencers who now suddenly have middle parts 😒 #gtfo

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Very clever. I bet that took a long time to think up.

[Dan Olson @danolsonnn]

If Britney could get through 2007 I can get through 2020-2023 #COVID19

[Daniel Uhlfelder @DWUhlfelderLaw]

Expel Marjorie Taylor Greene from Congress

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy fucking shit, I know it's a little thing but can I just point out that Joe Biden's clothes fit him properly

[Dan Olson @danolsonnn]

@JessicaVosk I’m deceased. 🤣☠️

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

I am so happy for them and for us. What a moment.

[Dan Olson @danolsonnn]

Jen Psaki actually answering questions at this press briefing rn is mind blowing. #POTUS46