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Fun Fact: Being kind doesn't make you weak and being humble doesn't make you inadequate. Also Fun fact: I wouldn't know because I'm better than you.

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Keep yourself clean in the eyes of your mirror. I never clean my mirror.

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@billburr Sooo.. happy birthday America 🇺🇸

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I hate to say this but I fucking told you so @LisaKudrow

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I need an adult!

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What do you mean, "yeet?" Hashtag old

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If you were a nose, I'd pick you. Hashtag love.

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My antisemitism remarks were just plain awful. And I didn't even say it. How embarrassing for you.

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I'm outta here in like 6 days!!! Hashtag spring break!!!

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@crampkin I'm kidding. Keep up the good work.

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@crampkin No

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@dac46really @pattonoswalt Omg I love you.

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Is everyone OK tonight?

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@pakalupapitow mom ruoy

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Do better. #spring

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Cell phones are amazing.. you can literally watch ANYTHING now.

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@TheTweetOfGod No one should butt fuck kids..

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@crampkin Fuck

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I call them hatespenders..

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I need some milk!! Hashtag whoops

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I hate how stupid I can be..

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Day a hoe.. #wordswithfriends