Dan Harrison

Tableau Monkey, Excel Wizard, proofreader, proud dad, affable chap, and husband of the amazing @paulaviolet4

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Football > Religion
#EuropaLeagueFinal

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Oh dear, @Tesco…

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Bibby Stockholm, but for criminals instead of asylum seekers.

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When I search "Tube Map" and click Images, it's rare, so very rare, that I want to actually buy one, Google.

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State pension and other benefit reductions for those found guilty of criminal damage?

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Job done, Sarah. Absolutely vile.

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Sage advice…

[BBC Breakfast @BBCBreakfast]

'My big failure is sage, but who'd have thought I'd be able to grow pomegranate outside all year round'

Jekka McVicar from the Royal Horticultural Society spoke to #BBCBreakfast about how climate change is affecting plants in gardens

https://t.co/CMsR9roX9U

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The copyeditors must've known, @BBCSport…
#OlympicGamesParis2024

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I see @McIlroyRory has defected, @BBCSport.

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Someone on @BBCNews just talked about the killing of Haniyeh in Iran "raising the goalposts". Shouldn't that be "moving the stakes"?

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@oraclekate I don't have the slightest what it's all about. Never listened…

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@oraclekate Surely a tree surgeon can hack it…

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@SBA_Archery :-)

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsbooze]

Great to know during the Olympics #PARIS2024 #Olympics

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsbooze]

Great to know during the Olympics #PARIS2024 #Olympics

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The @BBCSport commentator on the gymnastics sounds like Johnny Vegas.

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Five Guys have had the ingredients delivered for a portion of fries.

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Of all the sauces, Burger Sauce is the most arrogant.

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The question suggests not.

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Happy #piday, folks.
#ukpiday

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Happy mathematical constant day, folks. 19/7 is its closest date approximation. Also, happy birthday to me. 😊😊