The perfect lesson (according to management): Students enter silently, immediately start the perfectly differentiated task waiting on their desks. Teacher seamlessly floats between tables, asking precisely-timed Bloom's Taxonomy questions while simultaneously taking detailed assessment notes, providing personalized feedback, and updating the board's learning objectives.
Every student has a profound lightbulb moment exactly 3 minutes before the perfectly-timed plenary, where they articulate their newfound mastery in complete sentences with academic vocabulary.
All evidence is instantly triple-marked in three colors before the bell rings, at which point students bow respectfully before filing out to spread the gospel of how transformative their learning experience was.
Meanwhile, real teachers celebrate when the projector actually works and nobody sets anything on fire.
@RupertLowe10 I see you have made yourself God, deciding who should live and die.
Or are you actually God?
(Please let me know as that will make my voting decision much easier).