Dan

[Dan @danp2209]

taylor swift: i do.

travis kelce: i do.

adam sandler: the wedding cake is now ready for serving.

the wedding cake:

[arianators wildin @arianatorswildt]

taylor swift: i do.

travis kelce: i do.

adam sandler: the wedding cake is now ready for serving.

the wedding cake:

[Dan @danp2209]

Why do they call it muffin when you muff in the cold food muff out hot eat the food?

[. @playboicurrryy]

what does this even mean

[Dan @danp2209]

@howarddawber You think the real chemical name is fexofenadine?

[Dan @danp2209]

Serbian hands made this

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🚨🚨🚨 Most Evil Nations

[Dan @danp2209]

amy vino-casa

[Alan🇰🇮 @AlanLuk0]

First ever girlbop.

[Dan @danp2209]

East Marsh

[Ben Walker @BNHWalker]

Grimsby: Christ

[Dan @danp2209]

anyone who thinks this is a good idea should be disenfranchised

[Vinci 🌐 @VinciLostSignal]

Non stupid age verification for social media:
- go to any shop
- seller verifies your age
- buy a scratch card (1€) with random code
- you put the code in the SM app to unlock 18+ mode
- goverment gets money, people stay anonymous, should be win for both sides

[Dan @danp2209]

The concept of Kate King’s favourite band being Remember Monday

[Dan @danp2209]

Belarus in 2019

[Melly @MocaIsSoLoca]

review my top 10

[Dan @danp2209]

I’m glad that @virginmedia never moved on from dial up

[Dan @danp2209]

Can I say something

[Boris 🐻🏺balkanboo @Bougainvillefan]

Moldova, you recieve...from the public...i'm sorry....468 POINTS, WHICH MAKES YOU THE WINNER OF THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST 2026

[Stephen Daisley @JournoStephen]

One in four gay and bisexual men plan to vote for Reform. I break down the key categories of Reform Gays that you need to know about.

https://t.co/9Sa1wo7WkB

[Dan @danp2209]

My mum asked if my friend and I were hungry. I said “look mum no computer, eins zwei drei.” She smiled. She knew we ate.

[Dan @danp2209]

Much to consider…

[Dan @danp2209]

🇬🇧 Eins, Zwei, Drei - 2,364,538

[Eurovision Charts @esc_charts]

Top 10 most-streamed #Eurovision 2026 songs on Spotify (March 5):

🇮🇹 Per sempre sì - 693,961
🇫🇮 Liekinheitin - 185,648
🇩🇪 Fire - 94,987
🇩🇰 Før vi går hjem - 76,527
🇨🇾 Jalla - 67,527
🇬🇷 Ferto - 62,521
🇦🇺 Eclipse - 56,321
🇧🇬 Bangaranga - 54,829
🇳🇴 Ya Ya Ya - 52,782
🇦🇹 Tanzschein - 41,271

[Dan @danp2209]

Enough!!!

[Dan @danp2209]

Huntingdon mentioned???

[Alexander @luxarbo]

driving north in britain is great you just follow signs that say THE NORTH on a road called Great North Road

[caleb @alittle2highlol]

hot honey is one of the worst things to happen to the food industry

[Dan @danp2209]

of course they will

[Dan @danp2209]

245k likes but laika party nq’ed…