Dan Pardo

Giant Birds are the devils children

[Dan Pardo @DanPardo2]

@chilinachos4 Check your dms chief

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Just one guys opinion, but some people should keep their opinions to themselves

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@ImStinaG @huggyb @adaniellev @holy_schnitt People with more money than sense I'd imagine 😂

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@livhaddockk I was gonna say

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Technically, alcohol is a solution

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@livhaddockk

[soph @SophieMarvell]

pls read if you don’t understand why the park was closed this weekend

[Complex @Complex]

Bill Nye looking like it's on sight with anyone who don't recycle

[Dan Pardo @DanPardo2]

@chilinachos4 @emmamayne14 Man the whole grade 5 class still owes me like $50 bucks for that

[Dan Pardo @DanPardo2]

Over the Hedge is a masterpiece far ahead of it's time

[i really am the gorp fiend @gorpfiend69]

Somebody tell Dwight

https://t.co/bKgvKTONOZ

[Dan Pardo @DanPardo2]

@gorpfiend69 @Twitter I swear

[Dan Pardo @DanPardo2]

@gorpfiend69 @Twitter @Twitter I came up with it first

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@gorpfiend69 Theft

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@livhaddockk @AlexBenamin172 Ah fack

[Dan Pardo @DanPardo2]

@AlexBenamin172 @evaliaaaaa Axl Rose told me that joke

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When Mr.Meeseeks said "Existence is pain for a Meeseeks"
I felt that

[Dan Pardo @DanPardo2]

@gorpfiend69

[ffelix the second @FfelixThe]

my birthstone is a big fucking rock of ketamine

[Dan Pardo @DanPardo2]

@iMattRoman Can we get a thread of all the wacky shit that ol' Robbie says and does?