Dan Parker

I'm not witty.

[Dan Parker @danparker06]

Happiness is a choice.

[Dan Parker @danparker06]

.@loveyourcake please stop subtweeting me about shit you imagine...I've had enough

[Dan Parker @danparker06]

I love you all #subtweet

[Dan Parker @danparker06]

@SarahSpizzie awe for sure. And raspberry! I'm in Burlington! We should get together!

[Dan Parker @danparker06]

@loveyourcake yikes!

[Dan Parker @danparker06]

@i_am_Fargo for sure, main card starts @ 7

[Dan Parker @danparker06]

@i_am_Fargo watchin @ home.

[Dan Parker @danparker06]

@i_am_Fargo hey buddy, what are you doin for the fight?

[Dan Parker @danparker06]

@MitchAKlein well at least you have shitty seats... lol jk

[Dan Parker @danparker06]

@MitchAKlein I'm so selling you out with Moe...

[Dan Parker @danparker06]

@happyspork well in that I case I've got something for you that'll you definitely not want.

[Dan Parker @danparker06]

Anyone got a #muse ticket they dont want?

[Dan Parker @danparker06]

@i_am_Fargo for sure, I just added my own. man that was delicious.

[Dan Parker @danparker06]

@i_am_Fargo with a little hot sauce, I could eat this every day

[Dan Parker @danparker06]

@i_am_Fargo these noodles..wow...so fuckin good

[Dan Parker @danparker06]

@SSDated #chazknowsaboutyou #howsthatforcreepy

[Dan Parker @danparker06]

@SSDated chaz bono?

[Dan Parker @danparker06]

@SSDated hi!

[Dan Parker @danparker06]

@SSDated tears work as lube...so there's that...

[Dan Parker @danparker06]

@i_am_Fargo excellent.