Daniel Burnett

Just a dude

[Daniel Burnett @danpatburn]

@PeteNel85251 Pete, your old phone showed up in a box of shoes I had delivered to my house in Portland Oregon. Would you like me to mail it back to you?

[Daniel Burnett @danpatburn]

@usopengolf @TigerWoods @McIlroyRory @b_dechambeau @DJohnsonPGA @JustinRose99 @JordanSpieth @Graeme_McDowell @jacknicklaus @KiraDixon At least they could get tickets. Feel like we all got jobbed (bought initial tickets, then got refunded with a promise to repurchase, but for many of us that repurchase option (victory club) never came. Boo on you usopen

[Daniel Burnett @danpatburn]

Got scammed by #airbnb. Somebody created a fake co-host account and stole my payout. Worthless #Airbnb wont help out or even call me to discuss resolution. Terrible customer service - beware if you host your account can be hacked via https://t.co/G2avmttmEC. #airbnbscam

[Daniel Burnett @danpatburn]

@jimrome war bums using the million second rule to turn the dumpster into a buffet

[Daniel Burnett @danpatburn]

@jimrome were you consulted or credited In any way with Jack Rose character on Any Given Sunday?

[Daniel Burnett @danpatburn]

@jimrome

[Sarah Reingewirtz @sarahimages]

Shared Belief 's groom sheds tears after his horse wins at Santa Anita @sapublicity @santaanitapark

[Daniel Burnett @danpatburn]

@sarahimages @jimrome yeah

[Daniel Burnett @danpatburn]

@sarahimages @jimrome @SAPublicity @santaanitapark

[Daniel Burnett @danpatburn]

Don't fight progress!!! Portland needs uber

[Daniel Burnett @danpatburn]

No Laughing Matter: Doctor Fined $90,000 for Bomb Joke in Airport https://t.co/JJB7KOU3uT via @YahooTravel

[Daniel Burnett @danpatburn]

@thiscoc
Does this work? I wasn't able to open that picture..re send it?

[Daniel Burnett @danpatburn]

Here's to drinking single seeing double and sleeping triple