Danperry💡

Unilorin Alumni| Songwriter| Entrepreneur| Foodlum| Metallurgist| 6’2♈️

[Ø @thatniggarhodes]

Four Mother’s Days every year and you still chose the only Father’s Day to post your mum.

Nobody cares about your single mum storyline. Fuck off and let the day be about fathers for once.

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

First thing first, declare this man a terrorist.

[Adedamola @Adedamohlarr]

Sheyb you be corper? Make dem hold your 77k for one month first 😂

[Remi @Miss_Oluremi]

Woke up this morning with 100k in my account. I was craving to go to my favourite cafe and give myself a treat. Which might cost me at least 30k.

Then I remembered I want to collect my sch transcript and lang proficiency, which would cost about 50k.

I wanted to buy one unique chair for my space, 45k.

I opened WhatsApp and saw a message from Lil Sis reminding me of her allowance and contribution towards her project. Another 50k.

I sent lil sis her 50k. Bought data 20k. Renewed 𝕏 sub. And I'm left with 24k to manage, I can't leave my acct entirely empty.

I called lil sis this afternoon to gist. She was eating, I asked what she was eating, and she said shawarma and parfait. That's 15k! I asked where she got the money from. And she answered that it's from the money I sent her in the morning. I was about to say something, and she said, "I can't come and kill myself."

Ngl, I don't know how to feel. I'm not angry. But I feel sorry for myself.

[Marieke Hoogwout @mariekehoogwout]

Then why don't men wear them?

[Arábìnrin Sola @YOLICOM6]

"Police released Armed Fulani Militia, we arrested & gave them their AK-47's back to them"

Gov. Udom - *"We arrested persons with fake army uniforms carrying 18 AK-47's rifles and handed them over to the police"*

However, the police hierarchy gave express orders that those persons should be released and their guns handed back to them.

We want to let the world know that if there is a breakdown of law and order tomorrow, the police should be held responsible.

All attempts to speak with the top hierarchy of the police in the zone and at Abuja were rebuffed.

- Gov. Emmanuel Udom. Akwa Ibom State.

🙇🏾‍♂️ 🙇🏾‍♂️

[Onuoha Lorenzo @unkle_renzoo]

It’s not fair ooo

Nigerians it’s not fair how we just quit on each other any slight chance we get.

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

But “Hijab is a choice”

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Arinze Odira @CaptainArinze]

Let me add to this. There is no such thing as a soulmate who was specially created for you. Your soulmate is the person you choose to do life with, and who chooses to do life with you.

Your dream partner is not some perfect person you have to find. It is the person you love and who loves you back. A perfect home is built by two imperfect people who decide, every day, to keep choosing each other.

[Oluwafunmilayo🌸 @funksbabyy]

Some of you are so weird. Commuting daily you’re taking buses and keke but as soon that man reaches out to you to come over you remember uber and bolts exist.🤦🏽‍♀️

[ᴍ ᴜ ғ ᴀ s ᴀ ʜ @Themufasah]

@gbemmyght_1 @dammiedammie35 You think these billionaires became billionaires because they were generous? Na them brutal pass. No take am play

[Danperry💡 @danperry369]

@ayam_Chizzy Make them no cover the rust shame?

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

I’ll keep saying it, a lot of you need to decenter that Instagram lavish way of life, so you can start thinking like normal humans.
You are a Nigerian , living in Nigeria, no special
talent or skill , fuel is 1300+, rent is skyrocketing everywhere, minimum wage is less than 100k. Trust me you are closer to being homeless than driving that 2025 gle.

[Batife @Tife_wrld]

Ibadan micra drivers and bad mouth are 5 & 6. I was coming home from work & I wanted to take a cab from Iwo road. I politely asked the man, "how much?" he said #500. I said ahh kilode Otipoju The man said “shebi Pepsi niyen lowo ee, ragbado si komaa feserinlo.”😭💔

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Until you date a generous and responsible woman, you will never understand how much women love spending on the man they love and being financially responsible to the family.

[Mayowa @Mayoveli]

The country cannot succeed with politicians who have this kind of appetite. And you will never curb this kind of appetite unless you forcefully send a message that will never be forgotten.

Everything else is just surface dressing.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

“Elon Musk just became the first man to hit $1 Trillion. I’m very sure one man in APC has that kind of money too, but he won’t just talk.” — Man says

[Danperry💡 @danperry369]

@Shams1ya @Mowa_ola Believe her, do your research before you pick a department though.

[Dr. Bernie 👑 @iamlordbernie]

Do it next year.

Allow the women to shine.
It’s not a competition.

[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

“The issue of Terrorists celebrating sallah shouldn’t bother Nigerians, we are winning the war against terrorism” - General Abubakar Rabe in 2015.

Only to end up kidnapped & killed by terrorists 11 years later.
I hope Christopher Musa is watching.