Dan Pfeiffer

Former MiLB writer. Longtime CFB bettor. Sharing thoughts on baseball, football, and making fun of deranged souls on both sides of the political spectrum.

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer16]

@AbdulElSayed Abolish the Muslim Brotherhood, then we can talk about ICE.

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@JBPritzker Go eat a cheeseburger, fatass

[BYU Shane @LiftingCoug]

This is what AI was invented for

Mormons vs Catholics:

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@HawkeyePaul_

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Junior Caminero. Classless 🤡

#Rays

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

HEARTBREAKING: A father who lost his son on 9/11 is desperately searching for his hat after losing it at the #Steelers game in Tampa Bay this week.

Patrick Siewak says his hat flew off near the escalators and was picked up by another fan.

The hat contains a special 9/11 memorial pin honoring his late son.

He is offering a reward for its return.

Please help spread the word and reunite this father with something that means so much to him.

💔🙏

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@Morty13 Really depends on it UCF QB plays. Lights Out Jenkins doesn’t worry me as much.

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@SenAlexPadilla ICE should deport your ass

[Pinche Chingado Gueyyy 🖖🏽 @OraleGringoGuey]

WHO DID THIS😭 IM DEEEEAD ⚰️

@ESPNCFB @BYUfootball @FightingIrish #BYU #NoterDame #ESPN 🏈

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@TheHerdBros @CFBHome @BrownieCFB @SSN_American @SSN_Pac12 @SSN_MACtion @Sidelines_SN @GamedayGarage @UpdogSportsTalk @TopTierG6 @G5Hive Shouldn’t Sac State get its own tier? That’s somehow insulting to the others with them!

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@beauhightowerdn They play 12. The last week is a PAC-12 “Flex” week where the opponent has yet to be named.

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@RepJayapal @BarackObama @Ilhan Yeah, but when Mar-a-Lago was raided, it was “no one is above the law.” You can’t have it both ways, cunt.

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@BarackObama And what was your statement when Mar-a-Lago was raided? Something about no one being above the law, right? Funny how being a Democrat comes with that side effect of selective memory…

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@trumptheshitsho Then I’d be seriously questioning the level of education U of M providing if any Jewish person would vote for a man who would love nothing more than to finish what Hitler tried.

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@RepMenendez Yes, but were they here illegally? That’s the question you and your colleagues refuse to answer.

[Chad Fisher DNP @ChadFisher]

When you give 60,000 Mormons unlimited juice boxes.

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer16]

@nobetnation Stay strong. It’s not gambling for me, but I know first hand the power addiction can have. Remember: Progress, not perfection.

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@WestSideRebs Dairy Queen

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Oink oink 🐷

[Chad Fisher DNP @ChadFisher]

Thank God we have Holy Rowe to ask, “What does this win mean for your program?”

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@JuiceCheck44 @CGJXXIII There’s a reason he’s been on seven teams in eight years.