Dan Pitt

[Dan Pitt @danpitt7]

Daughter’s 4th birthday today. This is the most stressful date for buying candles at the local hardware store. #fourcandles

[Dan Pitt @danpitt7]

@pibarrister A bit drastic to leave the country! Rooney’s kept Argyle up once already (albeit by taking Birmingham down).

Wayne Rooney named new Plymouth Argyle head coach

https://t.co/2474GGPOV5

[Dan Pitt @danpitt7]

This is not a great photo but my view is, if the hotel was good enough for Woodrow Wilson, it’s good enough for me. Not sure if he had a Corby trouser press.

[Dan Pitt @danpitt7]

It’ll be a sad day when you can no longer find a hotel with a Corby trouser press.

[Dan Pitt @danpitt7]

Sadly, Toffee’s cape came off at the start of his act and he rather lost his wondrousness. This sort of thing never happens to Superman.

[Dan Pitt @danpitt7]

Dog show at the Carnival today. After last year’s suboptimal result in the “Happiest Dog” class, I’m hoping for better luck in “Best Trick”. Introducing the latest superhero: Toffee the Wonder Dog!

[Dan Pitt @danpitt7]

@EssexCricket If Somerset get another points deduction for the pitch does that make them recidervists?

[Dan Pitt @danpitt7]

Democratic duty done. A few years ago I asked the children if they wanted to come and see me vote. They were surprisingly enthusiastic. But when we got to the community centre they looked around and asked where the boat was.

[Dan Pitt @danpitt7]

@JakeMitche1l It’s taken me 6 days to come to terms with it.

[Dan Pitt @danpitt7]

Receiving one of these e-mails is a moment of thrilling anticipation. Followed by the crushing disappointment that you haven’t won £100M but £2.60.

[Dan Pitt @danpitt7]

@RhysTaylor32 Good to hear, Rhys. I had an excellent 2 days in Mansfield recently. The ushers couldn’t have been friendlier or more helpful. And free parking. #Triptocourtadvisor

[Dan Pitt @danpitt7]

Updated standard orders and House Rules. Ordinal possessives are still out so this is not 17th May. And certainly not 17.5.23.

[Financial Remedies Journal @fr_journal]

Advisory Notice by Mr Justice Peel, Judge in Charge of the Standard Orders - Courts and Tribunals Judiciary https://t.co/j6B04HN1jJ

[Dan Pitt @danpitt7]

@pibarrister I think they’re great but may not be everyone’s cup of tea. Kitty C gave it 4 stars. MS gave it 5.

[Dan Pitt @danpitt7]

@pibarrister Flashman in the Great Game if you like your Flashman…

[Dan Pitt @danpitt7]

@pankp007 @jaskalra99 I did say he takes every point. What fun!

[Dan Pitt @danpitt7]

@pankp007 Envious. Just make your phone’s on silent - they threatened to chuck out the next person whose phone goes off. PS Selby not conceding when he needed 4 snookers is a bit like the opponent who takes every point…

[Investment Wisdom @InvestingCanons]

"Quality means doing it right when no one is looking."

— Henry Ford

[Dan Pitt @danpitt7]

Which one’s not the April Fool: the massive B in the bedroom, the tin of brown E’s, the leek in the basin or the 2 day FR final hearing pulled at the last minute as there’s no judge?

[Dan Pitt @danpitt7]

Had to pinch my 13 year old’s socks. My Spidey senses accurately predicted the day would end in written submissions. But I’ve still got two train journeys home to be able to do something heroic. PS I’m Thor tomorrow.

[Dan Pitt @danpitt7]

Toffee’s new white trousers…

[Dan Pitt @danpitt7]

Printer down. My rule has been, if you send a Position Statement on the day of a hearing, you should as a matter of courtesy produce at least one paper copy for your opponent. However, at £11 for up to 10 pages my less expensive rule is to wear a white shirt in court.