Dan Prevette

My solo show MISSIONARY POSITIONS is Live at The Hollywood Fringe. Your soul is fine. Save your seat… 🌲🌲🌲🚶‍♂️⛪️👇

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@NinaMConcepcion The sober sads are real real

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@BriceCollin Whoa crazy you’re one of the only reasons I get on Twitter!

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@shaindelr Cheesecake Factory

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@charrrcoop Yes.

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I know we’re all cramming before the long weekend, but fucking cool it SCOTUS…

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@Dare_Williams13 That was the esthetic I was going for.

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@NinaMConcepcion Go you. Coming up on my 6 month 💪

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Looking to spike your anxiety for now reason? Go through your ‘following’ list and see who isn’t following you back!

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The traditional LA way to prepare eggs is freezing them.

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@BriceCollin Don’t body shame me.

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A hard day when you start finding Grey hairs on your shoulders.

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@BriceCollin Buy a new car.

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Evangelicals are horrified by Target pride merch?

You’re all on the wrong side of that ‘Coat of many colors’ story, you silly dildos.

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Growing up is accepting that you’ve aged out of the charismatic lead, but the haggard, sarcastic supporting character is funner anyway.

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Millennial dad joke:

I didn’t try ketamine until I was in my 30’s. It was kind of a downer.

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*Googles Overeaters Anonymous.

Google: Accept all cookies?

Me: … Obviously.

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Every millennial has to choose one - divorce, sobriety, or grad school.

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@Lee_Jameson Has anyone said The Wet Bandits, because it kinda rips.

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@mhkinsvoice A perfect take.