Dan

The things that I've seen, the dreams that I've dreamed. The rain in my sky, the pain in my eyes. But know that it gets better baby.

[Dan @danrager]

Boo Buie points over finally hit at the end of OT, was stressing out all second half lol

[Dan @danrager]

It takes the same amount of betting skill to lose every single leg of your parlay as it does to win every leg #justsowereclear

[Dan @danrager]

Just watched my girlfriend bitch out a dude on the street when he’s talking about “you don’t know how much my step dad is worth” hahahahahahaha

[Dan @danrager]

Memorial Day is boutta be sweet, taking my girlfriend to Cape Cod, looking up dinner reservations now and already have a fancy brunch spot locked down 👌

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

MLB cropped the video so you can't see all the "sell the team" signs

(h/t @OaklandAUK)

[Dan @danrager]

Another fuckin grand slam, I mean what the fuck guys @Athletics get your shit together

[Big Jay Oakerson @bigjayoakerson]

My full special DOG BELLY is now streaming on YouTube!! Link here: https://t.co/7leZCMBGbT

[Dan @danrager]

I haven’t had shit to do at work all week so of course the day everyone calls out is the day I get swamped

[Dan @danrager]

@KevinRyanComedy Cumberland Farms 2 slices for $3 ain’t nothing to shake a stick at 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Dan @danrager]

Working the day after the Super Bowl seems un-American imho

[Dan @danrager]

Got a lil p-u-s-s-y last night 😎

Cc: @mikerainey82

[Dan @danrager]

One of the best things about being a homeowner that they don’t tell you about is that you can just open the door to the backyard and take a piss whenever you want

[Dan @danrager]

The bar was full of San Francisco fans tonight and I have no idea why, can only assume they had money on the game cuz they were going nuts #fucktheniners

[Dan @danrager]

“It’s a grown up ending.” Holy shit hahahaha @IamMikeCannon @BrendanSagalow @IAmMikeFeeney @ScenarioPod

[Dan @danrager]

A woman I’ve been talking to just hit me with the “I would’ve gone D1 if it weren’t for my knee injury” and even though I know it was a serious injury, that’s so fuckin funny to me 😂

[Dan @danrager]

Something that will always make me smile/laugh is the old guys at work commenting on random ass Facebook articles 😂

[Dan @danrager]

The rangers. Wow. Never would have guessed it

[Dan @danrager]

@PFTCommenter This is Mia

[Dan @danrager]

Something either just blew up or there was a shooting nearby cuz one second boom the next second sirens

[Dan @danrager]

@HFoleyComedy “…my cohost is comin atcha from across the table…” hahaha sorry big man this made me laugh 😂