Daniel Lopez

Swimming in women, perfecting the breaststroke

[OutKick @Outkick]

Bro pulled the only move he KNEW would work 💀

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Kash Patel in 2023: “I’m just saying [FBI Director] Chris Wray doesn’t need a government funded G5 jet to go to vacations. Maybe we ground that plane. $15,000 every time it takes off. Just a thought.”

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

The reason you never see ICE arresting the Proud Boys is the same reason you never see Miley Cyrus hanging out with Hannah Montana

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

THIS IS HOW IT’S DONE.

ICE Nazi Bitch Kristi Noem and her Gestapo henchmen,
Can’t find a place to eat lunch or take a piss in Chicago.

Nice work Chicago!

[Acyn @Acyn]

Schiff: I think it's valuable that the American people get a sense of what you have refused to answer today. So these are just some of the questions you refuse to answer, but or have answered with personal attacks on members of this committee. You were asked whether you consulted with career ethics lawyers, as you promised you would do during your nomination hearing. When you approved the president receiving a $400 million gift from the qataris, you refused to answer that question. You were asked who or what role you may have played, or who played the role in asking the trump's name be flagged in any of the Epstein documents gathered by the FBI? You refuse to answer that question. You were asked whether Homan kept the $50,000 bribe money. You refuse to answer that question. You were asked whether Homan paid taxes on the $50,000 bribe money. You refused to answer that question. You were asked, did career prosecutors find insufficient evidence to charge James Comey. You refused to answer that question. You were asked, how are military strikes on these boats in the caribbean legal. And you refuse to even answer that question. You are asked, excuse me, excuse me? You are asked, did you discuss indicting James Comey with the president. You refused to answer that question. You were asked, did you approve the firing of antitrust lawyers who disagreed with the Hewlett Packard merger. You refused to answer that question. You were asked whether you support a restoration fund for violent insurrections, insurrections to attack the capitol on January 6th. Refuse to answer that question. You were asked whether you were firing career professionals, career prosecutors just because they worked on January 6th. Question January 6th investigations. You refuse to answer that question. You were asked by my colleague whether you believe government officials, like immigration officials, have to abide by court orders. You wouldn't answer that question

[Daniel Lopez @danraylopez]

when me and the homies link up

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

This is the first time I've enjoyed this song

[Avengers @Avengers]

#AvengersDoomsday

[Trey Wallace @TreyWallace]

UCF clearly not checking ID’s tonight for beer sales with Florida in town

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

No more midnight yell 💔

[Daniel Lopez @danraylopez]

This is definitely on Rich’s wrapped @CovinoandRich

[Nick&Them @honestbrohamski]

Gotta homeschool after that

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

JD Vance: How dare Tim Walz allow tampons in the boys restroom

Also JD Vance:

[໊ @zerowontmiss]

MAN WHO DID THIS 🤣🤣🤣

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

It’s #OpeningDay

[OutKick @Outkick]

dude made MILLIONS by betting on transgender athletes 💀

[Daniel Lopez @danraylopez]

If the twins don’t hype up their team like this kid, I’ve failed as a father

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

I’d run through a wall for this kid

[Daniel Lopez @danraylopez]

I swear, @HEB needs to stop hiring personal shoppers to clog up the aisles and needs to start hiring baggers instead!

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

he was so embarrassed afterwards 😭