Dan Reising

Musician

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Winnebago County Fair tonight in Oshkosh, Wisconsin - cheese everywhere...

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Kinda proud of this one!!
#freehand http://t.co/ZBF5KvrkgR

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These guys.....#HUMBLING http://t.co/kg54woX2Jx

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fionaculley Album Tracking Day 1 w/ @paulworley @danreising #nashville @ Warner Music Nashville http://t.co/uLAoMyTRDB

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Crack-a-dawn lobby calls.......yuck

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"Hey man...you got a banjo with you? No? That's ok I got one in the other....oh wait a minute..." #leftyproblems

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@maidmariongrace P.S. I already went after Courtney Love...she wouldn't have it, sure she was high at the time, never liked her anyway....

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@maidmariongrace what is the musician stereotype by the way? What are the symptoms? What should I keep an eye out for?

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@BrookeMcClymont Brooke! Say hi to Wooly when he arrives! All the best to you, Adam and the girls! Miss ya's!
PS Phrase Friends - get hip!

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@maidmariongrace is this a fog-horn leg horn cartoon quote? All you need is "boy" at the end of this sentence....

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That awkward moment when you're standing in a group of people and you realize your fly has been unzipped for god knows how long...

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@JamesAugustjams - epic profile picture haha

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I wish they could engineer a tomato with uniform consistency of the outside edges... To hell with all that gelatinous stuff in the middle..

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If your joke wraps up with "it's funny because..." you need to rethink your joke...

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If you're driving a civic with euro taillights and racing rims, you're either in highschool or never quite mentally graduated...

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Any form of referring to yourself in 3rd person is never cool...you come off like a tool...there ya go @rdakis

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Guys, marriage today is like Vegas...odds are there's no shot in hell you're leaving with more money than you came with...

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I go on twitter to get away from annoying repetitive Facebook invites

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The realization that all those stupid people you've encountered in your life are also behind the wheel of a speeding car...

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I find that "yeah" and "I understand" are the best responses to someone you don't really want to pay attention to