Daniel Shaw

North of Toronto standup comedian and exit sign enthusiast.

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Ah man, just got the news. For the next fight Jake Paul wants to fight my mom. #jaketyson

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I have called the police on Netflix. Things should be fixed soon.

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When Netflix froze for the live love is blind finally, I told them I'd never let them hurt me like that again. #PaulTyson #netflixandstill

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Serious question. Do they have to wear the big gloves to prevent tickling? #PaulTyson #boxing

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I love them talking to Evander Hollyfield like he's the old lady in Christmas vacation. #PaulTyson

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I'm so glad that boxing now includes how many tiktok followers as a stat! #PaulTyson

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Nunes and the other guy. Great announcing!

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I'm so glad that boxing now includes how many tiktok followers as a stat! #TysonPaul

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In the movie Legionnaire, @JCVD requested a scene of himself in the shower so he could show his butt. It wasn't in the script. There wasn't supposed to be a nude scene. He just wanted his butt in the movie. Yet, I have to hype myself up to request "less ice" in my iced coffee.

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is this threads?

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What a week! Buddy Cole with standing ovations every night. KING is an amazing show that I cannot recommend enough. Hanging with @ScottThompson_ and talking about everything under the sun has been a career highlight.

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How @JessicaKirson is the one of the biggest comics in the world, I'll never know. If you haven't watched her set on friends who kill, you're missing out.
"I'm going to kill your mother!"

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RIP Gilbert Gottfried.
Everyone in this picture is dead.

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And just like that, every boxing gym and martial arts dojo woke up to fully booked classes by comedians. #Oscars2022 #ChrisRock #willsmithchrisrock #WillSmith #bjj #boxing

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Tweeting more than 2 tweets about the same subject is assault.

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@SamsungCanada Preordered the s22ultra, still waiting over a month after launch. If i cancel my order and reorder now, I could potentially get it sooner... and ALSO get free buds pro? Really sticking it to those of us that bought and paid on announcement day.

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@tomgreenlive We did it!

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Danielle not being willing to put her rockband drumset away, is a bigger red flag than the fact that she hasn't blinked the entire season.
#LoveIsBlind

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@TradingTaylor @tradingview Down, or up

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