Dan Rowlett

[Guy Rippel @guyrippel5566]

#icantgoadaywithout things on MY terms. Like my mortgage

[Hugh Gourlay @hgour88]

#goseeksomehelp if your idea of a good time is a can of soup and 2 episodes of cheers

[Ted Maxon @tmaxon31689]

#youknowtheycheating if there call logs & inbox on there phones is empty.

[Dan Rowlett @danrowlett2]

#YouKnowTheyCheating When It Says 0 Inbox 0 Outbox

[Dan Rowlett @danrowlett2]

#youknowtheycheating when they can't answer certain questions

[Dan Rowlett @danrowlett2]

When you see hickies that you know you aint put on them #youknowtheycheating

[Darren Fenimore @dafeni111]

#relationshipsendbecause that third..http://t.co/fDAAVPb

[Julio Lax @juliolax9]

#fatpeoplenightmares: Food Network being shut down

[Darren Twining @dtwining1123]

#ialwayswantedtobe your only bestfriend.http://t.co/aHn8CXD

[Max Matte @maxmatte555]

"#Honestyhour I love being by the seaside,beach,pool .....calm and serene!"

[Fernando Walke @fernanwalk100]

#ineedtostop to take a dip on..http://t.co/AgcRLGu

[Javier Sanderfur @JavierSanderfur]

#WaysToIrritateMe Touch my hair. You will be made uncomfortable. i promise.

[Dan Rowlett @danrowlett2]

#WaysToIrritateMe taking pictures of your lunch & dinner and posting it on Twitter & Facebook EVERY DAY !!!!

[Dan Rowlett @danrowlett2]

#waystoirritateme putting your feet anywhere near me. I hate feet so much

[Dan Rowlett @danrowlett2]

"Asking me a question, I reply with an answer, then you ask me the exact same question hoping for a new answer.#waystoirritateme"

[Lonnie Kinghorn @lonniekinghorn5]

#ineedtostop being addicted to..http://t.co/P1AMkQ3

[Lonnie Bradstreet @lonniebradstret]

"#slightlyaddicted a girl who plays soccer , softball , volleyball and some basketball girls ."

[Fernando Boothby @FernandoBoothby]

#1thingicantstand MJ is dead..or maybe not http://t.co/HVrOCfF

[Darryl Marciniak @DarrylMarciniak]

#vacationwishlist the 90210! Brazil! New York! Vegas!

[Clayton Alphin @ClaytonAlphin]

"#signsuasidechick Here's a Riddle. Lebron, Barkley, John Stockton, Karl Malone, Steve Nash, You. Answer = All without a ring"