Dan Rubano

the most interesting Dan in the world

[Dan Rubano @danrubano]

The perfect prelude to a trade to the Jets.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Aaron Rodgers says he will decide on his future after going on a four-day isolation and darkness retreat

(via @PatMcAfeeShow)

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@ProFootballTalk The whole damn team got caught slipping

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@PFF_NateJahnke Can argue JJSS is a 📈; that whole offense needs someone to consistently open it up.

[Dan Rubano @danrubano]

If this is the kind of thing that we’re gonna start doing after being stuck inside for over a year, I’m here for it. https://t.co/U0USgLAn50

[Dan Rubano @danrubano]

This r/wallstreetbets rollercoaster is incredible and I never want it to stop.

[Dan Rubano @danrubano]

Imagine voluntarily alienating your user base, destroying your 7 year branding endeavor, and likely tanking your IPO—then rolling out onto the interview circuit looking like Cousin Greg from Succession.

Out on @RobinhoodApp

Shoutout to Cuomo for asking the right questions

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Weird that they can literally call this movie “The Big Short 2,” recast a Christian Bale as Michael Burry, and have it all make complete sense.

[Dan Rubano @danrubano]

@kathbarbadoro @drewmagary This tweet is perfect.

[Chris Krebs @C_C_Krebs]

Honored to serve. We did it right. Defend Today, Secure Tomrorow. #Protect2020

[Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul]

1/ ALRIGHT Y'ALL. ELECTION FRAUD DEBUNKING MEGA THREAD. I’m following claims of fraud and looking into them. I think I’ve solved most now. Nothing is holding up under any scrutiny so far so I’m making a thread to track in one place. Please RT! #ElectionResults2020 #Election2020

[Dan Rubano @danrubano]

Gonna be fun sitting on calls all day today while actively trying not to scream.

[Dan Rubano @danrubano]

Ashamed to admit that I did not have “Borat takes down Giuliani” on my 2020 Insanity Bingo card. https://t.co/TYyI3WsCu9

[Dan Rubano @danrubano]

@JayBilas The NCAA is a racket.

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@SeamusPK @nyjets Clown organization head-to-toe, but it’s expected when the owners get handed money from the family business and don’t need to have any discernible skills. I’m fully finding a new team if they fuck up Darnold’s career.

[Dan Rubano @danrubano]

Bad teams stay bad. @nyjets

[Dan Rubano @danrubano]

@JakeBrownRadio @BrianCoz @KimJonesSports Step 1: Fire Gase to get him the hell away from Darnold.
Step 2: Commit to Darnold and refute stories about drafting a QB with an early pick.
Step 3: Hire Bienemy and let him work Darnold into a baller.
Step 4: Have Douglas find some actual NFL-level skill position players.

[Dan Rubano @danrubano]

@MikeFrancesa Bad take.

[YOLO @YooooloSwaggins]

“Now release LeVeon Bell but keep Adam Gase”