Nelson Dans

Life is a journey not a destination. I'm i and I is me... Alain de Botton || Philosopher of negotiation...

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@256Rootyherman It rises before 6:50 am bro

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British media's gone radio silent. Champions League overload or the uncomfortable reality of Milner's assisted record chase? What they don't say matters more.

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Starting a 30-day football experiment.

Goal: Daily Premier League analysis, bold predictions, and takes that'll make you argue with me.

If you live for tactical breakdowns and aren't scared of hot takes, stick around 🔴⚽

What match should I break down first?

[Unicorn🍁 @UnicornJourn]

5 signs you've become TOO Kampalan 🇺🇬 THREAD 🧵

1. You say "I'm 5 mins away" when you haven't left home yet and feel NO guilt

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Things we all pretend don’t bother us… but they actually do 😭👇

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Me calculating how much of my life I've lost in Kla traffic vs. how much I'm paid to endure it 🥲

The math is NOT mathing.

What's your worst traffic route? Nateete? Bweyogerere? Entebbe Road? Let's suffer together 👇

[Unicorn🍁 @UnicornJourn]

Yo @UnicornJourn fam, quick one:

If you could erase ONE thing from Uganda and no one would notice, what you picking?

A) Load-shedding
B) Boda drivers who say "I know the place" then ask for directions
C) The random Tuesday holidays
D) [Your pick]
Quote with your D answer! 👇

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@UnicornJourn That is my limit 6k... Beyond that we can walk to Arua even if the Boda guy refuses 😂😂😂😂😂

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This victory wasn't the only one. It was in the past.
Bradman's squad, subsequently dubbed The Invincibles, demonstrated their invincibility:
Fearless, disciplined, and exciting to observe.
The Second Test of the 1948 Ashes? The ultimate cricketing theater. 🎭
#Goats

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The 1948 Ashes at Lord's, the Second Test
Bradman made the audacious decision to field after winning the toss. Lindwall, Miller, and Johnston all had ferocious spells that caused England to crumble for just 215 runs. The Australians arrived to play.
Ashes1948 #HistoryOfCrickety

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England was defeated again in the second innings, this time for 186 runs. Lindwall and Johnston finished up.
Australia won by 409 runs, making a significant statement at the Home of Cricket.
#LordAshes1948s

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What is the occupation that you believe is inappropriate for dating? What caused them to be placed on the blacklist?
Send back your spicy tales 🔥.?

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Some jobs are total red flags! Here’s why I’d steer clear of dating anyone in those professions and what to look out for.

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It's important to note that not everyone behaves this way; some individuals may take longer to respond due to their busy schedules.

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Receive your payout.
Once cleared, funds go straight to your bank/mobile account.
Keep a copy of your claim and reference number.

Your NSSF is your money. When it counts, know how to unlock it.

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Salaried but stuck in an emergency… and your NSSF is locked away? 🥹
Here’s how to access it step by step when life hits unexpectedly:
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Wait for processing.
If approved:
– Medical: payout within days
– Job loss: 6 months wait required
– Disability: faster processing
Track your claim weekly.

Follow up. Don’t stay silent.