Dan Ellis

BIG Saints football , stand up comedy,British sit coms,cooking.I run my own property maintenance business.

[Dan Ellis @dansaints]

@kazzaloveslife Cut it in https://t.co/jMV7clu07Z in one half.Brown in the other

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@KirstieMAllsopp It’s just a kid looking at an iPad during breakfast and you are https://t.co/1AWKIg9ZPU sure those parents engaged in conversation during the rest of the day.Very judgmental attitude.Much,much bigger problems in this world right now than kids looking at an iPad over breakfast.

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@JeremyClarkson I now.The one stop trolly dash wasn’t much better😂

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@ClarksonsFarm1 I think he’s finally found the clitoris

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@ClarksonsFarm1 I hope this is a recent photo and Alan has recovered from his heart by pass🙏

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Yep.Nothing better on tv,so watching it all https://t.co/VdAWRCkSZF the show @JeremyClarkson and what a breath of fresh air Harriet is.I hope to see more of her in the future

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Having watched the season 4 https://t.co/Q2HBNTwcSu say Kaleb 😂

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@AdamBlackmore Do you think it’s a managerial problem ?
I’m no expert but I believe the problems are deeper within the club.Years ago,we recruited players that sold on for profit.We are not bringing in players who are making an impact.Recruitment is poor,manager appointments are poor.

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It’s been nearly a year since I last visited @ClarksonsFarm1 @JeremyClarkson and bought some https://t.co/ATqC2nYaoe imagine my joy when walking around my local Haskins and spotting these beauties.Cheers 🍻

[Dan Ellis @dansaints]

Just seen the brilliant @Omid9 at the tivoli.Waited a long time to see him and he didn’t disappoint.Great show.Very funny.And Boothby Graffoe was awesome too👍🍆✂️💨

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@ClarksonsFarm1 I visited early this year.I intend to visit again in 2025 and visit the Farmers Dog 🍻

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@SaintRob__ It’s 50/50.No experience as a prem https://t.co/ogsL1A4zR5 I’m not holding out too much hope.But any manager is gonna do better than RM if they play a different style and aren’t stubborn to change tactics

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I don’t watch strictly.But just seen this legend @chrismccausland won
Well done
Bloody nice bloke.

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@PaulGazza_8 Teddy Sheringham. Holland ⚽️⚽️

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@PaulGazza_8 @England 19

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Why am I thinking @Redknapp on transfer deadline day 🤔😂

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@JeremyClarkson @AutoDynamixuk I hired a car when I visited.Let the hire company deal with it 😂

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@Mellor76 Banging advice William.
Wear that skin thick👊

[Dan Ellis @dansaints]

@JakeMooreUK Weigh up your options mate.Sea swim or morning tv 😂

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@MrEdByrne I was at your show in Wimborne last night.
Great show.Michelle is such a great act.And Ed,you smashed it.Great night