Dan Sanders

Information Security and IT Management. Also a geek: D&D, Minecraft, et al. Opinions my own.

[Dan Sanders @dansanders]

@The_Kellwood Hah! Out of sight, out of mind. I'm not cool enough for anything.

[Dan Sanders @dansanders]

My word. @DoorDash driver left somebody else's food. We called to correct, and they brought an altogether different somebody else's food. Now we're spending our evening trying to correct someone else's mistake for them, as the clock ticks on.

[Dan Sanders @dansanders]

@Lowes I feel like finding out you don't have stock on the day you're supposed to ship (on a two-week old order) isn't the best timing. Now my ship date is over a month after my order. And the date is now later than your competitors (the reason I went with Lowes) @MarvinREllison

[Dan Sanders @dansanders]

@leosadovy @Forbes APT smokescreen for 2016-style pre-election engineering? Just a hunch...

[Dan Sanders @dansanders]

@PSEGdelivers That's how I was told the inordinately long wait time to start with.

[Dan Sanders @dansanders]

@PSEGdelivers Power restored 24 hours after all our neighbors??

[Dan Sanders @dansanders]

@attritionorg As it should.

[Dan Sanders @dansanders]

@attritionorg Fair, and I presumed, but should have clarified.

[Dan Sanders @dansanders]

Also apparently @Instacart CEO is @apoorva_mehta

[Dan Sanders @dansanders]

Hey @Instacart - your app shows "delivered," but no groceries here. What gives?

[Dan Sanders @dansanders]

@Instacart CEO is here: https://t.co/XAGjoJgHN9

Oftentimes leadership is disconnected from front-line customer support and wants to know if something is wrong.

[Dan Sanders @dansanders]

@ppsgrl38 @Instacart Seems pretty dang fishy. Talking to the bank on my end.

[Dan Sanders @dansanders]

@shelz Hey you! More Symphony peeps!

[Dan Sanders @dansanders]

I wonder if a person could watch the entirety of "The Princess Bride" just using memes

[Dan Sanders @dansanders]

I did not play 4th Edition D&D, so I was unaware of this little horror. Finding about it, however, has made my day. https://t.co/w2L0CRTuwA

[Dan Sanders @dansanders]

Me: "I don't think it's horrible cheesecake. I just have a broader set of standards than you."

[Dan Sanders @dansanders]

@trentonleach The Reticular Activating System. A thing in thy noggin that filters info. My guess: primate find eat-berry, primate now focus on eat-berry. Skip 1.5 million years, green Subaru.

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