Daniel Rutter

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[Daniel Rutter @dansdata]

Also, this vocaloid rendition of the Minute Waltz, which I found because it briefly showed up in "Guardians Of The Galaxy 3", as some kind of alien music.

It's absolutely hilarious.

https://t.co/8bvxWMi8jP

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I am now, belatedly, leaving this Nazi bar.

I'm at https://t.co/a0SrOrmQBo , now.

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I BOUGHT THESE TOO.

Alligator-clip test leads that have *steel* wire, not copper. They stick to a frickin' magnet. Do not buy cheap alligator leads from China.

https://t.co/GQgcILnQEv

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Presented without comment.

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What happens when an astrophysics journal only lets you have a few figures in your paper.

https://t.co/ZxS0Vfv7Kt

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I can't stop laughing.

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"A lot of Americans take for granted the fact that this is the reality of life for a lot of people in the world"

https://t.co/9geLyjGLVi

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Oddly enough, the snake version of the trick makes it much easier to see how the trick is done.

https://t.co/9ZRhsuXpDM

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"Windows thinks it's taking a nap, but it wakes up as someone else, leaves the house, and commits murders it has no memory of."

https://t.co/UjiCULn1XA

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I agree with Bob.

https://t.co/IDxmbrhdgR

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"As Doug Gilbert noted in the comments to yesterday’s Substack letter, a rogue president could avoid impeachment by simply imprisoning members of Congress who'd otherwise vote to impeach him."

https://t.co/tSOmjcuMUx

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"The target's lawyer, Mike Dunford, does know the answer to that question, which he expressed in just two words as shown above."

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A trivial, in context, example of a casino somehow managing to lose money, but a highly entertaining one nonetheless:

https://t.co/S3rrnotXdS

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(When I came in, it was the Lynda Carter tracks, which could pass unnoticed. A little while later it was both sides of "Butcher Pete", though, which one or two patrons might have been... puzzled... by.)

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At a cafe, yesterday, I noticed something about the background music.

Before I ordered, I said to the bloke behind the counter, "You're playing the Fallout 4 soundtrack."

Apparently I was the first to notice that. He was very pleased that I did.

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"MOVE THE FUCKING PIPES"

https://t.co/p971rycMU6

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Today's installment of "Inanimate Objects Torment A Spanish Guy":

https://t.co/myLHBEWZZz

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"If a potential buyer considers that charge to be too high, the buyer's sole remedy, ordinarily, is to rotate 180 degrees about his or her vertical axis and move away from the product or service being offered.

Or you could sue."

https://t.co/aJcAFX3IqX

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"Big media publishers are inundating the web with subpar product recommendations you can't trust"

https://t.co/S3ZinSPoFc

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"This was a great start already, but what if we want to look deeper?"

https://t.co/VAWCKV3D8m