The Necromancer

Raising the dead since 1863

[The Necromancer @dansemacabe]

Going to go "dig" through the "ditches" and "burn" through the "witches" in the back of my "dragula" if you know what I mean

[The Necromancer @dansemacabe]

Ironic given my circumstances

[The Necromancer @dansemacabe]

I HAVE FINISHED MY SLUMBER AND I AM FULL OF LIFE AND VIGOR

[The Necromancer @dansemacabe]

IT SEEMS THE MINIONS DO NOT REACT AS THEY USED TO

[The Necromancer @dansemacabe]

I'm not a real necromancer? Watch me summon my infernal horde! I want this on a shirt bitcoin crypto paypig trump covid onlyfans fansly tech support hacked kpop stan fandom hookup free giveaway raffle temu amazon proposition vote election music stream

[⨀ @wjfm21]

routine is important

[The Necromancer @dansemacabe]

@gregthesorcerer Only if the painting watches you

[The Necromancer @dansemacabe]

THE NECROMANCER IS RECOVERING FROM A PSYCHOTIC EPISODE

[The Necromancer @dansemacabe]

@EileenTheCrow76 @IAmAEvilPaladin Cut out thy middle man, let us drink the forbidden bong water

[The Necromancer @dansemacabe]

@EileenTheCrow76 @IAmAEvilPaladin Lets drink AND do drugs in their general direction, taunt the paladin

[The Necromancer @dansemacabe]

@skelbthree Does thou enchanted forest have stand thy ground bylaws

[The Necromancer @dansemacabe]

@DevotionOath @ladyliege Indefensible

[The Necromancer @dansemacabe]

@IAmAEvilPaladin All the same. That's a paladin I can get behind :)

[The Necromancer @dansemacabe]

@IAmAEvilPaladin Yes but you have since rebuffed it have you not?

[The Necromancer @dansemacabe]

@IAmAEvilPaladin HAHA YES I AM A GENIUS

[The Necromancer @dansemacabe]

@IAmAEvilPaladin I don't consider evil paladins to be a cloth worker. They're something... Moderately less sickening

[The Necromancer @dansemacabe]

@EileenTheCrow76 I fear you have been polymorphed

[Dark Moon 🏠📼 @DarkMoonHV]

I regret nothing.

[The Necromancer @dansemacabe]

@DarkMoonHV Correct choice

[Purple Knight Errant (formerly green) @cavalierposting]

Forest gnome spooked me by biting mine shoe so I had to give it the ol' reliable