Daniel Sheppard

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[Daniel Sheppard @danshep79]

This place is increasingly pointless.

Come to my bar: https://t.co/86NURmaAif

Follow on mastadon: @[email protected]

Will only be posting Elon's location information here from now on (so far up his own ass that it defies description).

[Daniel Sheppard @danshep79]

Hey @Qantas when you fuck over a whole international flight full of passengers, maybe put some extra staff on to deal with the totally known influx of people coming through.

[Daniel Sheppard @danshep79]

@lucindajane I'll try to remember to increase the cap tomorrow. If I don't, hassle me.

[Daniel Sheppard @danshep79]

I loaded the data into https://t.co/sogW16n7mQ finally. If you're hoping to get told about it next year, you're probably best of chasing me down on mastodon instead.

[Daniel Sheppard @danshep79]

@lousheedy @MikeKennedy1906 @miff Slight delay was less than slight. It has data in it now. Probably broken in ways i can't be bothered fixing at the moment.

[Daniel Sheppard @danshep79]

@lousheedy @MikeKennedy1906 @miff Slight delay this year as I have made myself even more time poor than usual, but hopefully not a ridiculous delay.

[Daniel Sheppard @danshep79]

@olivexrush So you can completely ignore her except for one Friday a month?

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@squirrel_comedy Fizzy good make feel nice.

[Daniel Sheppard @danshep79]

@plongingpling It's deathly serious. The first bars of the song start, and it's like somebody has triggered a secret kill order as everybody moves to the dancefloor and mechanically murders the concept of synchronised dance. https://t.co/Q1NND1bH3Z

[Daniel Sheppard @danshep79]

@plongingpling Every Australian was taught how to line dance to Tina Turner's Nutbush City Limits. Nobody knows where the dance came from.

[Daniel Sheppard @danshep79]

@DrDreHistorian Save the trees! Leave these little forests in the ground where they belong.

[Daniel Sheppard @danshep79]

@squirrel_comedy You can join on different servers with their own policies. Try https://t.co/96I5HqfY2U maybe?

[Daniel Sheppard @danshep79]

Oh no! Some of the kids have figured out the escape room. Quick, throw some random societal collapse at them and tell them that it's the expert room.

[Daniel Sheppard @danshep79]

Adulthood is a childhood trauma themed escape room. What's this new clue? Why is this emotional response here? Everything must a meaning, right? There's an internal logic to this right?

(the twist is there is no escape).

[Daniel Sheppard @danshep79]

@plongingpling Of you teach them internet safety, that'll just encourage them to use the internet more. Kids should just abstain from the internet until they find one really special website and just use that one forever.

[Daniel Sheppard @danshep79]

@aliiscrying Make them hate so hard that they have to subscribe so they can hate ad-free.

[Daniel Sheppard @danshep79]

If you're ever at a loss for how to write your resignation letter.

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I finally understand why there's still people talking about how much they love hairy potor.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

A potoroo and her baby snacking on strawberries at Cleland Wildlife Park in Australia.

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@PonderfulYT

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@hoot_little What if it's so scawwy that I want to spoop my pants?