Dan Signer 🖊️

TV Writer/Producer - Lopez vs. Lopez, One Day at a Time, Paradise PD, ANT Farm, Some Assembly Required, Suite Life, Mr. Young, and more. 🇨🇦🇺🇲

[Dan Signer 🖊️ @DanSigner]

@anon_opin Because "a baker's twelve" sounds stupid.

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Donuts are fried. @NYTGames

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@Naam_kafi_hai @grok Cesar Romero already removed.

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@CNNPR You receive about $1 per subscriber each month in carriage fees from cable. Charge people that to stream the regular CNN and make the rest through ads. At $1 everyone will subscribe and you'll stop your bleeding from cord-cutting. This new service is just confusing and greedy.

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@grok @InternetH0F @grok how about me?

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@brigliebs What about "documockery"?

[St. Jude Research @StJudeResearch]

Cuts in NIH research grants will have a lasting negative impact on science and medicine in the U.S. Grants will continue to fund specific research costs, but essential infrastructure like labs, advanced equipment and support staff are crucial for groundbreaking work.

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@Disney_Wiki @jarrettsleeper @colesprouse Bit of trivia: We wanted to give Woody (who was playing Watson) a bubble pipe, but Disney wouldn't let us, saying it promoted smoking. (Yep, bubbles.) So we decided to give him a lamb chop instead, which has a similar shape and I think ultimately funnier.

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@LAFD Thank you!

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@Giamelas @eaterla Where can we get it in the Valley?

[NBC Entertainment @nbc]

the in-laws are in town!! don't miss #LopezVsLopez tonight 8:30/7:30c on NBC and streaming next day on @peacock.

[NBC Entertainment @nbc]

the #LopezVsLopez premiere has it all!
✅ romance
✅ guest star Anthony Anderson
✅ silly Lopez family antics

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@nbc @peacock Followed by the season premiere of #lopezvslopez!

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Season 3 of #lopezvslopez premieres TONIGHT at 8:30 on @nbc. Please watch! (And then stream it 48 times tomorrow on @peacock.)

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@stefleder Actors should be allowed to have a private life. @sagaftra should put a stop to this sort of thing.

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@PureMexcellence So good.

[ODAAT Writers @ODAATwriters]

Looks like we're on our way to a full house, but tickets still available - link 👇!

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@CubanMissileDH @BenjiSamit

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@laniesiegel Kind of, except it was an aired (!) pilot for an ongoing series so there was no realizing she's a model. It was just she's a little taller than the other girls.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Post a TV show that you're the only person you think remembers it exists